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  1. somejerk

    Dark City Vapor Chit Chat and Contest Give Away

    i like contests that are fair, and give equal opportunity to win. chat contests can be hard for me because i'm so busy with work and family. So, I would prefer something that all the working people here can all participate in and have an equal chance compared to the people that can check ECF...
  2. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    1 finally home from work! today is payday, but they don't pay us till after 5 and round here the banks all close at 4 or 5 and don't open again til Monday :(
  3. somejerk

    Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away.......The Comment Thread

    I'm scared of drivers without the weather. add some snow or some rain and their driving skills decrease even more dramatically. cars really are scary stuff.
  4. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    3 almost dinner time and the closing of my days off :glare:
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    Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away.... Story Giveaway

    Captain Morgan's personal comm began to ring just as he could see Anna's ship docking through the rather large window. He debated on ignoring the comm but decided to answer it anyways. "Morgan speaking" "sir..." he could hear angst in Grrlbek's voice, "there's a.. uh.. a wormhole not 100 Km...
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    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    2 Uncle I completely agree with you. I never "blamed" the act, but it didn't help anything. And SSI.. don't even get me started on that! The money they pay to the elderly is usually barely enough to live on, which I find extremely unfortunate and uncalled for. ETA: my job doesn't allow overtime.
  7. somejerk

    Monthly Contest - discussion thread

    My boyfriend's grandma only vapes menthol. A couple of days ago we went up there to fix her computer and I had Calipitter Chow in my tank. I offered for her to taste it and she was like, "well the only thing I'll vape is menthol so I don't know" I shoved it in her face and had her try it. her...
  8. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    1 have you ever seen a racehorce pee? and unfortunately you can't just NOT have insurance, you'll be taxed if you don't. :( "How fortunate for leaders that men do not think." - Adolf Hitler
  9. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    4 I'm with Jac. I am all over every genre. I love heavy metal!! Judas Priest is one of my favorites. My boyfriend is a thrash metal fan, which isn't my favorite metal genre but I have selected songs within that genre that I do enjoy. In short, every genre has its redeeming songs and completely...
  10. somejerk

    Another Story Contest!

    finally shane came to a resolution. He yelled, "billie bob!! no!!". the agent, realizing someone was behind him, turned around to the gun in his face. "now you sit yerself down, mister eff-bee-eye", billie bob said snarkily. The agent, looking stunned, dropped his gun and sat down on the ground...
  11. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    3 i love electro, house, trance. but there's so much of it out there that is complete crap that I have a hard time extending my horizons in these genres. I HATE DUBSTEP (for the most part)
  12. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    2 I got a lot of my taste in music from my mom, so there's some eighties music and some sixties and seventies. my sister and my childhood, 90's music and a bit of 2000's. from there I'd have to say it's gone downhill. thanks to the people around me I have a well rounded taste in music. +1 for...
  13. somejerk

    Another Story Contest!

    Shane awoke by the lake, a little clouded and throbbing from where billy bob had socked him. with no car, no phone, and no vapeage, shane began to walk home.
  14. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    1 may be a little behind on this but i'm pretty sure I have heard of such. We've never done it with an itty atomizer. you're supposed to eat 50% of your calories at lunch. (to burn everything properly)
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    Another Story Contest!

    he scheduled a time to "meet up" with billy bob to help him out with a passport. shane called the cops and informed them of the place and time the meeting was scheduled for.
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    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    5 sorry to hear that JPF880. I hope you get the news soon and that it's not the case :(
  17. somejerk

    Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away.... Story Giveaway

    he saw some engineers putting a part on a small fighter upside down. "uuughhh" thought captain morgan, "you can't go anywhere around here without correcting everything on your way." as he stopped to correct the engineers he...
  18. somejerk

    Weekly Contest #56 Win a FREE Tank!!

    4 exactly. and oh do they love their authority.
  19. somejerk

    Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away.... Story Giveaway

    he knew he had to leave at least twenty minutes before to make it there on time, due to the large size of the ship. walking briskly he began to become anxious at the thought of seeing anna once again.