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    "Dad Jokes"

    The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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    "Dad Jokes"

    Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
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    The ECF Club - Open 24/7

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    "Dad Jokes"

    How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw.
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    The ECF Club - Open 24/7

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    "Dad Jokes"

    What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.
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    "Dad Jokes"

    I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.... :)
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    When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't...

    When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby
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    I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black

    I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black
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    The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice. - Eddie Murphy

    The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice. - Eddie Murphy
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    My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

    My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
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    I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who...

    I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart
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    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and...

    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneris
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    Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be...

    Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. - Stephen Colbert
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    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. - Benny Hill

    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. - Benny Hill
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    If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. -...

    If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy
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    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating...

    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - Tommy Cooper
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    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
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    Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his...

    Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. - Dame Edna
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