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My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.- bobsyeruncle
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.- bobsyeruncle
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Turtles 1979 TV commercial robatsea2009- bobsyeruncle
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Did you hear about the guy in a horrific accident who lost his entire left side? He's all right now!- bobsyeruncle
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My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.- bobsyeruncle
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I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."- bobsyeruncle
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.- bobsyeruncle
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.- bobsyeruncle
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I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park. It's not easy. You try finding 32 old guys. :greengrin:- bobsyeruncle
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Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The...- bobsyeruncle
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Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.- bobsyeruncle
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Do you know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted. :blink:- bobsyeruncle
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