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  1. CKCalmer

    "You know you're a Vaper when....."

    Amen to that, brother. :thumb:
  2. CKCalmer

    "You know you're a Vaper when....."

    You know you're a vaper when you've COMPLETELY MASTERED the art of the two-fingered two-second tissue twist. You know you're a vaper when you never have less than three rolls of toilet tissue sitting under your desk. (That last one will, however, put you at risk of "Hey, you must really...
  3. CKCalmer

    Vapping banned at work, but the ignorant statements...

    I only now read this part, "[Nicotine] might even improve attention and focus enough to qualify as a cognitive enhancer." So THAT explains why I couldn't write until I started vaping! Watch, I'll show the world... "So CK, now that you're a bestselling author, tell us how you developed your...
  4. CKCalmer

    I need help with my protank mini

    Do you have one of those rubber jar openers in your kitchen? Protanks are slick little jokers. Introducing a bit of rubber into the equation will hopefully work for you. I've had the very same problem. The way I learned to avoid it is by only grabbing my battery and drip tip, and then...
  5. CKCalmer

    How do people vape so much

    I squirted a bit of Sprite out of my nose for that one. :lol:
  6. CKCalmer

    forum posts without sources

    But wouldn't that be like taking ten glasses of water from the Pacific ocean, then determining that the water contains 21% of this, 5% of that and so forth, so therefore the entire ocean must also contain the same 21% of this, 5% of that, etc.? The Pacific is a big ocean - almost as big as...
  7. CKCalmer

    vaping is NOT smoking!!

    Thanks for the clarification. I'm glad you're OK after your "rogue appendix" incident. ;) And we're all proud of you for your persistent willpower in the battle against cigarette cravings. We all know how tough those can be. I've been fortunate to not have them since I began vaping in...
  8. CKCalmer

    someone explain what a vaoop is!!

    I squirted a bit of my coffee out of my nose for that one. :lol:
  9. CKCalmer

    someone explain what a vaoop is!!

    Ah... Ain't the internet great? It creates a word for everything. So what's it called when I vape while I'm having sex? Vexing? (Actually, I'd call it "fantasy", as I haven't had sex in over ten years. But that's beside the point.)
  10. CKCalmer

    Provari is here!!

    If you drive an automatic... Provari in one hand, steering wheel in the other. If you drive a stick... weld a reinforced chrome-moly drip tip to the top of the tank/clearo/RBA, then get your teeth and jaw muscles strong enough to hold the whole device by the drip tip in your teeth the way...
  11. CKCalmer

    New Kanger Dual Coils

    I've come to like the "enclosed wick" feature of Kanger's new coils. I was skeptical at first, thinking that the holes were too small to keep up with my vaping style. Every 15 minutes or so, I chain anywhere from 7 to 12 slow, long hits from my Protank 3. I get my area nice and clouded up...
  12. CKCalmer

    vaping is NOT smoking!!

    It's 12 now, with the very recent addition of mine. ;) I'm usually averse to the use of ad hominems in any debate, formal or casual. But I think the way you (DC2) are using it may actually have a positive effect. I believe some people need to get a (virtual) sledge hammer to the head in...
  13. CKCalmer

    vaping is NOT smoking!!

    :lol: So I guess on a cold, wintery day, everyone smokes. Right?
  14. CKCalmer

    What did you buy today?

    That's a gorgeous rig. :thumb: I just bought a Kanger Aerotank v2, a 5-pack of 1.5Ω dual coils, another SLB eGo-V V3 Mega and three more Delrin 510 drip tips. I LOVE the eGo-V V3 Mega. It and my PT3 with the airflow ring from the Aerotank comprise my main rig. People here would hit me in...
  15. CKCalmer

    Gave up vaping sadly..

    That's a good point. I've been vaping for six months and I still, every now and then, catch myself doing a hard and short draw on my Protank when I'm not paying attention. It takes time to learn that with vaping it's all about longer and lighter draws than we did when we smoked. Thanks for...
  16. CKCalmer

    "The Post Office" (a work of fiction by C.K. Calmer)

    Sorry for bumping a three-week-old thread, but I 'gotta respond to this... Thank you for your feedback, Free. And I thoroughly agree with you. Developing a personal writing style didn't really occur to me when I was writing Hell Hath No Fury. It didn't even rank as a "short story"...
  17. CKCalmer

    What Flavor Are you Vaping Right Now? - Part 2

    At the moment, I'm partaking in MBV Black Ice 50/50/18/+1, but since the throat hit has been becoming more harsh lately, and because I'd like a bit more vapor production, I just ordered some more juices from MBV in the form of 20/80/18/0 (I dropped the extra flavor shot, too). I got more Black...
  18. CKCalmer

    What are you waiting for in the mail?

    Since I began vaping, my favorite phrase has become "Out for Delivery".
  19. CKCalmer

    Removing flavor wick on a Protank

    I hadn't realized how fortunate I've been with Kanger heads until just recently, hearing of so many issues that people have with them. Out of some 30 Kanger coil assemblies I've used, I had one that was DOA. It was a T2 top-mounted coil, the one with the long wick. I think the coil wire was...
  20. CKCalmer

    Happy 4th July

    Happy 5th of July!