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  1. CKCalmer

    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Clearo Scorned

    No but it should! Brilliant! I pictured it in my head right when I read your post. I saw Fabio standing before a beautiful garden, lovingly holding a shiny G50, the slightest hint of lust in his eyes. :hubba:
  2. CKCalmer

    I am a what ?

    Dang it...didn't mean to post right after myself. :(
  3. CKCalmer

    I am a what ?

    I like it too. Or perhaps a bit shorter, even. "Vapist". I know - it's not new. It's been used several places already. But I like it, too. Vaporist. Vapist. OK, nah. I think I like "vaporist" better after all. It sounds professional. Slightly artsy, but only a little. And if I had...
  4. CKCalmer

    What Song Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Ozzy Osbourne - S.A.T.O. ^ Pretty cool RR tribute fan vid.
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    E-Cig websites you check daily

    Daily? Ooooonly this one. But I check out MBV a few times a week. I was just there yesterday, in fact, planning my next order with my wish list. Other than that, I'll spend a couple of hours every few days scouting out 10 or 12 vaping sites at a time. Hardware, juices, accessories. Looking...
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    I am a what ?

    If you vape, you're a vaper. If you smoke, you're a prevaper.
  7. CKCalmer

    What are you doing right now?

    No freakin' way! I was just doing that. And I mean within the past hour. :thumbs: Takes me back to seventeen. My first girl, my hot little black Ford Escort GT. Heh heh. GT. Yeah, it had a plastic spoiler and some blackout paint here and there. That made it a GT. But man did I love...
  8. CKCalmer

    I am a what ?

    The man who sucks it up is a VAPER. The man who lays it down is a PAVER. The man who likes it kosher is a PARVE. The man who is the fun guy is a VERPA. The man with the broken heart is a VERAP. The man who sells English vapor is a REVAP. The man who says "no pain, no gain" is a...
  9. CKCalmer

    Swallowed e juice

    That's one of my favorite lines. :) And these folks know a lot more about e-liquid and the possible risks of straight oral consumption than I do. I'd only add that unless you put a carto that was FULL or ALMOST FULL of e-juice into the glass rather than the more likely scenario of a carto...
  10. CKCalmer

    Coughing up blood?

    Did you tell the nurse or receptionist at the ER's check-in desk that you were having chest pains and difficulty breathing? If you did, and they made you wait for four hours... OK, I'm dumbfounded. I don't even know what to say to that. (Do y'all know how often I'm at loss for words...
  11. CKCalmer

    2nd hand vape dangers debunked

    I agree with Taowulf. I Googled "Mythbusters e cig" (without the quotes), and none of the links on the first three pages of search results reference any official site regarding the Mythbusters TV show, or the Discovery Channel. By the way - their official website is here. Looks like this one...
  12. CKCalmer

    Don't you hate it when a vapemail delivery date by USPS doesn't happen lol

    I wouldn't say I "hate" it, but considering that I'm a very very very very very very very impatient person, I do get a bit irked about it. Just a small bit, though. Maybe I twitch a little. Tremble. Quietly growl. Get a nasty glare in my eyes. Flare my nostrils. But all that only lasts a...
  13. CKCalmer

    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Clearo Scorned

    Thank you all again. :) *gracious bows to all sides* OK, so I have to be a bit maudlin for a moment. Just bear with me... :unsure: All this feedback means more to me than y'all could know. I am putting everything I've got - whatever I've got left, anyway - into writing. In my...
  14. CKCalmer

    Being the Devil's Advocate Here : If you are vaping with Nicotine juice, you ARE still a "smoker"..

    A "vaper". Or A "vaper of chemicals", if you would prefer. Now, here, the first two entries for the term "smoke" are: So ..... sure. You could rightly call my vaping "smoking" going only by the written definition of the term. But the words "smoking" and "smoker" have what is arguably a...
  15. CKCalmer

    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Clearo Scorned

    Thank you to all. :) I figured it'd either fly or crash. It's nice to see it gliding along well so far. I had to look that one up. "Role Play" writing. No, not yet, but it looks interesting. I might be a little too much of a control freak for it, though. Anyone who really looked could...
  16. CKCalmer

    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Clearo Scorned

    This is what happens when you combine Fentanyl and a sleepless night/morning. I tried to do my crafty best with duality to make it funny, a little eye-popping, but hopefully without treading onto any forum rules. I read them all before I wrote and posted that. Twice. Took me almost an hour...
  17. CKCalmer

    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Clearo Scorned

    So I have this big, beautiful glass clearo that was so graciously gifted to me for joining CASAA. I've had her for a month. And I've been feeling guilty that I've found myself satisfied (or distracted?) so far with my Halo Triton VV, and therefore haven't been able to justify the purchase of a...
  18. CKCalmer

    Coughing up blood?

    I've been through St. Louis many times, but never needed medical treatment there. So I don't know what the rules are for emergency rooms there, but in Georgia and Colorado, if you walk into an ER and tell them you have either discomfort in your chest or difficulty breathing, they take you in...
  19. CKCalmer

    is porvari king?

    OK, that just kicked me in the head. Look at how much we all talk and study and compare and question and sweat and worry about WHICH BATTERY TUBE WE SHOULD USE TO MAKE VAPOR TO INHALE!!! The more I read and the more I learn and the more I think about it, the more I'm thinking I'll just stay...
  20. CKCalmer

    butterscotch

    :thumbs: After you get it, let us know what you think of it.