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The REO Lounge - Part II
Good morning Reonuts and welcome to the Denver, Richie Brother's Heavy Equipment Auction in Beautiful Longmont, Colorado. (Yeah, I know, they call it the Denver auction but it's 40 miles north of Denver in Longmont. Go figure. First up this morning will be a Caterpillar 657G scraper.Perfect... -
The REO Lounge - Part II
I'll have you both know that I'm regularly in gyms all over the country... I'm the BEFORE picture hanging on the wall. (She's the bodybuilder, I just show great appreciation for her hard work. Everyone should be rewarded for their outstanding accomplishments.) Me workout... BWAHAHAHAHA... I'd... -
The REO Lounge - Part II
I concluded that the new female judge is younger than my daughter, I'm scratching her off my list... yes, I know it's sad but she'll get over it in time. (Hey, Pietro, the bodybuilder called me last night... guess I'm not going dancing next Saturday. Dammit, this is gonna cost me a dinner... -
The REO Lounge - Part II
Hey, anyone, who's the new female judge on the voice? Very easy on the eyes and her accent excites me. (See, told ya it wasn't a stapler in my pocket.) Damn, I should'a been a singer instead of a slug. Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
No, I'm just happy to see you... actually I'm happy to see anyone. Who am I kidding, I'm just happy to still be seen! Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
Do I have time to clear off my desk or will security be escorting me out immediately? (I'm taking the stapler and all the paperclips I can stuff in my pockets.) Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
You're an hour ahead of me, the Voice doesn't start for another 20 minutes. (Then I have to go sleepy-bye, have to get up at four to work a heavy equipment auction that almost 2 hours away. Have to be there by 5:45.) Oh, and I only dance on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights. (I'm old, gotta... -
The REO Lounge - Part II
Ghost writers? SCUM, SCUM I TELL YA! Lets hunt 'em down and thrash 'em like the dogs they are! How does Penelope Periwinkle sound as a nom de plume? Anonymous -
The REO Lounge - Part II
May I point out the Gioacchino was the first name of the priest that baptized Al Capone. I fear I take after the latter rather than the former. Yougotaproblemwitdat? Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
Why would she want to be in the company of a BOY? Oh, and if she likes Italian names tell her my real name is GIOACCHINO. Pietro... pfftt... commoner. Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
Monday Morning's Investment Strategy A couple months ago I was able to snag a Chalice RBA off the classifieds for a very good price. Not too long after I traded said Chalice for a perfect condition 18490 Mini 2.0. As fate would have it, I was able to trade that 18490 for a newer Reo VV Grand... -
The REO Lounge - Part II
I've seen her photo, I'm willing to offer a HUGE DISCOUNT! Jack -
The "DIVO" rebuildable atomizer
The base of it certainly looks like an ERA but without the bottom juice hole in the positive post it appears to be a dripper. Jack -
Maintenance
It's my only chance to give a woman mouth to mouth resuscitation... the rest of 'em file restraining orders against me. Jack -
Happy birthday cappy!
Hey look, Pietro learned a trick... now go fetch me a cup of coffee. Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
When in doubt always remember... Miami has hookers! Seven-hundred bucks won't get you much but it beats the hell out of a sand-flea infested walk on the beach. (Or so I've been told.) Take care, Cappy. Good morning, Reonuts... it's the start of another beautiful week. Don't waste it. Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
RATS... I've been discovered. Maybe I'll change my name, that should do it. Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
His pit crew filled it up with diesel. Gordon was last seen filling out an application to drive the Presidential limousine. (Perhaps you should pick a different sport to bet on.) Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
I really need to get a life. Sigh. At least I can vape in my loading room without blowing up. Jack -
The REO Lounge - Part II
After reloading for 49 years, shooting competitively and professionally, being an instructor at the academy and privately, a sniper on the SWAT team, holding one military world championship with pistol, several national championships and a national record in black powder trap and having more...