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  1. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    I'm sorry to hear those danged hogs have made it up that far El Dee. They will tear up your land before you can even think about it. I have to go out once or twice a year and disc/plow the land they've torn up or sometimes I just take my Woods box blade with the big teeth on it and level the...
  2. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Hey El Dee, I have a "Judge" and like it a lot. Its a Taurus and will fire either the three inch .410 or the .45 Colt. I'm one of those typical East Texans I guess. Too many Bibles and too many guns.
  3. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Do you get to have your hair done too Bov? I wish one of you gals would run by here and give me a haircut today. Its touching my collar!!!
  4. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Hiya guys (and of course, gals too), Nice to see all these freshly scrubbed, young, pretty faces here this morning! I have a busy day planned while all you kids are out there in the world working your tails off. I've got to sit in my rocker on the porch and pet the dogs and later, take a nap...
  5. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    The article says he had just replaced the battery. I'll bet he put the replacement back in the wrong way.
  6. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Now that there's funny Ms salem!!!
  7. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Awwww, please feel better fast sweet Tracy! We need your smiles around this place!
  8. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Now THAT'S what I call a good plan brother El Dee!!! You've got it all together!!
  9. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Hiya El Dee!! Yeah man, its incredible the amount of sugar and all the other stuff they put in our foods today. I keep hoping we'll end up with someone in goobermint that takes offense to that, but so far its never happened. Its seems like any kind of crap or chemical they can't figure out...
  10. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Salem is going to slap you raw!!! Run, find a place to hide! I have some bales of hay out in the barn. That's where I hide sometimes!! You're welcome to get out there Cuz Wuzz!! Salem is an animal lover and she'll put a full body hurtin' on you!!!
  11. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Best of luck dahlin.'
  12. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Well that should result in a good ventilation hole in the side of the house!! You're always thinking aren't you!! I wish I was smart.
  13. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Now that there is my Cuzz Wuzz!!! He always was seen as the only real smart one in the family and now all of you can see why!!!! Hey, good morning to ya Cuzz!
  14. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Gosh its nice to see all these freshly scrubbed young faces this morning! Good morning Krispy Cream Donut generation. Speaking of which, all I ate yesterday were grains and vegetables. I think today I'll have some turkey meat hot sausage with breakfast. Might even fix a dab of refried beans...
  15. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Good night all.
  16. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    The NHRA is all ever East and South Texas ... but I think you already knew that LOL!!!
  17. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    LOL, well ....... I did kinda steam clean my birthday suit this morning! I don't think it helped much though. Maybe I need a whole body face lift .....
  18. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Have a good night FranC!! Sweet dreams! And its okay if you turn out the lights, but please don't set that burglar alarm! I had to go home and change my green feathers the last time that thing went off .....
  19. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Awww, you're such a sweetie pie Tracy!!!!
  20. TexasT

    NotCigs refugee thread

    Thanks for sending that pidgon with the three dollars Pokey!! I've been thinking about saving up for a Face Lift like some women that work in the in the movies get. The thing that made me think of that was the time Cuz Wuzz and I were at a family reunion and Cuzz Wuzz asked some woman if she...