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  1. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Hip Hip Hooray! Yes I have seen it destroy more than one life already.
  2. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Me and a buddy went to Cherokee and went trout fishing one time. We filled up a cooler full and went home tired as hell. The next day oooh... left the trout in a hot trunk. Threw the cooler away.
  3. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I think I am going to make like a garter with a slot for the ego to fit it and sharpen the end of the ego like a shank. Then I could be dangerous and sexy with it. Chicks will be all "hey baby!" Do you think maybe?
  4. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Thanks I'm glad its working good for you. Oh no....Not the yeast.... I have some "cowboy" tobacco flavor that tastes like peppered beef jerky and nasty feet...I pitched it...
  5. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Uncle Mike's Hard Panty Flavor? Stan's one night stand flavor or something...sick ....nice and sick
  6. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    It's great to ride motorcycles period... thank god you can still do that..
  7. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I hate cancer. Lets kill all the cancers!
  8. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    How bout something in electric green to match the chopper in the picture?
  9. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I see what you mean. I had to go look at his photo albums. Looks like a bazillion dollars worth alright.
  10. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I bought my mother an ego and she says it's great but it tastes like underwear flavor. Now that's funny. I think she is using marlboro flavor that I had sent with it. Don't think I tried underwear flavor yet?!
  11. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Thanks guys/gals for your testimonials. I have kind of decided that this shipment was really a make or break for me and the Monkeyboxx. I figure if it "wins" this week with favorable reviews I will keep making them. I am hopeful that most everyone will like them. If I can make something that...
  12. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Ok I will mail you some. I don't want to advertise what it is really. You can buy some from me too if you want a whole lot of it.
  13. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    A busload of baboons. A sack full of pride and a page full of orders for the monkeyboxxes.
  14. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Hello monkey peoples. I will be sending out everyone's mods out for tuesday morning mail. Except for AMG's and Peter's will be wednesday sorry. I hope everyone likes them. They represent the best I can make.
  15. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I just want you all to know that I just love my monkeybox. I think it is just so fashionable and whimsical. I just feel free when I am out on the town with it. I am proud to say I have been able to give up wearing pantyhose for 30 days now; I owe it all to my little monkeybox!
  16. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I like that monkey. He has a banana pool toy.
  17. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Do monkeys fart in the tub?
  18. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I picked the 2200 ones because I intend to test those as the standard monkey batteries. I did that because of price and the button top. I know they are only 2200mah but the trustfires are said to exaggerate their mah ratings anyways.
  19. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    I really want to try that AW high drain one. It says it has "safer" battery chemistry. But nobody has them in stock right now. Also that battery isn't a protected one. I need something protected for dummies like me that like to (try and burn the house down). I decided to buy two of these kind...
  20. TomB

    MONKEYBoxx™-The Wooder Man

    Does anyone think I oughta spec the AW's and be done with it?