at my what? lmao.....
:: watching your expression...wondering if I could pull off a really good girly cry or weapons of mass seduction for the win::
ok ok... so you want your hair unharmed and I..I think I really want my boo boo unharmed ( still laughing) How about a vape break?
puff...
:: seeing the flash of metal.... smashing my wrist into yours....grabbing up the knife as soon as it clatters to the floor...
:: grabbing a hunk of your hair... holding the knife at your green roots::
saaaaaay>> you're the queen Razor....Or I cut lol
:: grabbing your jacket..pulling and tugging at you like I'm trying to help...purposely making it impossible for you to free yourself ...laughing
need help?
:: watching you do the matrix slow fly kick::.......ohhh h*lll no! lmao
:waiting till your foots in close contact with my face.... going into a matrix slow back bend, strawberry blonde hair brushing the floor::
KABOOOM!!!..... ::spinning around...trying so very hard not to laugh as I see...
:: screeeeam!::...:: spinning on my heels and running like a chick from a freddy kruger movie..... tossing things behind me as i go>>>> couch cushion...the fish bowl with marbles... a bottle of snickerdoodle joose......:: pause:: oh wait, grabbing the snickerdoodle back up
I..I.. killed your father?...:: blink....:: blink
:: eyes roving over your preying mantis stance::... What was he a....grasshopper?
:: dropping into attack stance...giving a lil bruce lee like > whaaaaaaa
::: My mouth moving out of sync with my words like a an old time karate flick >>>...
(grinning cause you're typing via phone = slow)
Watching you make all kinds of ucky faces while you gnaw away::.... well, maybe next time you won't give me talon like toe nails in all your imagery lol
a pitbull lock? rofl... :: pressing my grape jelly filled supersoker against your forehead::... back off green man or its peanut butter and jelly time!
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