Two muffins were sat in an oven.
One muffin said to the other, "Ooh, gettin' a bit hot in here don't you think?!"
The other backed away in suprise, "Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!"
i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much
- me
One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind...
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