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  1. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    nyope, ironically it's mah somniphobia that does that job.
  2. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Not as bad as my fasoliphobia...and it's chili day next door!
  3. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    no need to worry aboot meh, i live at teh highest point in town. so unless my old beareded neighbor starts building a boat 300 cubits long and loading pairs of animals on board it, ima not worried. Downtown got some flooding, and some debreez...debriefs...dubloons....downtown got a bunch of...
  4. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Hurricane a'comin to Tejas! i gots teh dark rum, teh light rum, teh jooces, grenadine, simple syrup...oh noes! no lil umbrellas!! it's truly a disaster!!!!!
  5. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i leik to look at teh exlips through a giant sherlock holmes style magnifying glass all while yelling "ah ha! a clue!"
  6. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    OINTMENT!!!!!!!
  7. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    buy me some of dat hospital pudding, it just taste so much betta then the store brand stuff! i think it's teh ointment flavor that makes it so addictive!!!
  8. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    errybody! AngiBe excaped!!!! She figured out the trunk lock of the Chrysler Cordoba!!!! oh..yer here...i mean..heeyyyy gurl, sup? long time no see...heh...heh....
  9. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    it's cuz of the ritualistic torture Diva lieks to use during secksy fun times. and when eetin puddin.
  10. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i'm still on teh Mayan Calendar, so it's only 13.0.4.10.19 to meh owait! i see teh joke!!!! fnord!!!!
  11. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i haf no fear of orderin teh Haloz!! also cuz i use stoeled credit cards, so really, it's risk free!!!
  12. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    No U!!!!!
  13. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    i got jello in my keyboard, so then i eet mah keyboard to get to teh jello, then i got my teef worked on by a sadist in a white coat, then i went to actual dentist, then i eet hotdogs. hot dogs ar delishus
  14. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    thar, fixed!!!
  15. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    hottets day so far in Tejas. high's of 102!!! think aboot that, if you had 1 penny for erry degree, you'd HAF 102 pennies!!! enuff to retire!!!! how much are pennies worf? i know they taste gud. not as good as mah burrito i had fer lunsh, but still....
  16. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Thar, fixed!!!
  17. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    itchy as usual... wait...which "bump"? thar be so many.
  18. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    plus teh trunk lock cant be opent from teh inside, so it's vury secure! and all dat rich, Corinthian leather is vury sound proof!
  19. wheezal

    Things that must be said from a veteran customer (good and bad)

    what teh?!? we haf a Halo presence again?!? LET TEH HAZING BEGIN! wait, first...are you allergic to goat hair? or mouflon horn? grounded up of course, we lost that lawsuit :(
  20. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    u 2 make meh tired just reedin ur p... bleh, too tired to finish sentance....