no need to worry aboot meh, i live at teh highest point in town. so unless my old beareded neighbor starts building a boat 300 cubits long and loading pairs of animals on board it, ima not worried. Downtown got some flooding, and some debreez...debriefs...dubloons....downtown got a bunch of...
Hurricane a'comin to Tejas!
i gots teh dark rum, teh light rum, teh jooces, grenadine, simple syrup...oh noes! no lil umbrellas!!
it's truly a disaster!!!!!
buy me some of dat hospital pudding, it just taste so much betta then the store brand stuff! i think it's teh ointment flavor that makes it so addictive!!!
errybody! AngiBe excaped!!!! She figured out the trunk lock of the Chrysler Cordoba!!!!
oh..yer here...i mean..heeyyyy gurl, sup? long time no see...heh...heh....
i got jello in my keyboard, so then i eet mah keyboard to get to teh jello, then i got my teef worked on by a sadist in a white coat, then i went to actual dentist, then i eet hotdogs.
hot dogs ar delishus
hottets day so far in Tejas. high's of 102!!! think aboot that, if you had 1 penny for erry degree, you'd HAF 102 pennies!!! enuff to retire!!!!
how much are pennies worf? i know they taste gud. not as good as mah burrito i had fer lunsh, but still....
what teh?!? we haf a Halo presence again?!?
LET TEH HAZING BEGIN!
wait, first...are you allergic to goat hair? or mouflon horn? grounded up of course, we lost that lawsuit :(
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