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  1. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Seems like a normal Wednesday morning to me....it takes that many to numb me against the Absinthe I drink at lunch time.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Sometimes, the simplest responses are the best....
  3. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    whoa, lets not get crazy. i have to set expectations to a realistic level when dealing with my atonement to an all powerful divine being that oversees all creation. it's the dichotomy of the situation that keeps going some days.
  4. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    So after enjoying Phat Toosday wif about 22 Sleepy Hollows, it is time for my yearly "gif up sumtin i like so God dont smite me" or LENT.....hmm, that is the weirdest acronym evar.... So for the year of...i wanna say 2009-ish...whatever year this is...i haf decided to gif up: my uncanny...
  5. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    forget what?
  6. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    it's easy to forget, that unlike regular mixed drinks, martini's are ALL alcohol. i've nevar eaten so many olives in my life!!!
  7. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    3 day weekend!! gubmint werkers get munday off fer teh prez's day! that means my streak of consecutive bewz days goes unbroken!
  8. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i went to lunch, and read head first into teh big march of peepols carrying flags and chanting and marching and blocking traffic and otherwise mekkin it difficult for meh to get to my noodle bowl wif korean bbq i assume teh march was to bring back pudding pops, cuz thats important. i make my...
  9. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    awwww, pobresita....i feel for you, for reals bebe...see, this is my "feel-for-you face: :|" which admittedly is indistinguishable from my "i-ate-a-cookie face: :|" and my "man-that-lobster-mac-n-cheese-really-ran-right-through-me face: :|" i like to keep my face from over-expressing emotion...
  10. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    oh dats why Diva luvs Winter so much....i thought it was just cuz he was funny and had a trust fund.
  11. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    we haf record highs....it's 80 degrees here! and our "cold front" drops us to 70-ish tomorra. in other words, awsum winter! my base tan is coming along nicely, no bikini lines here!
  12. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i luv overtime..moar time for bewz and chicken wings! I think that Tom Brady kid has a bright future ahead of him, keep an eye out, he may do some great things!
  13. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    CD's?!? oh...then wasnt meh. all i got were 8-tracks. tell me more aboot ur victoria secret tho. remember, i'm slow, so pics will help.
  14. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    wait, so teh CC that i stoeled and bought the 'Complete Boz Skaggs' and 'Captain & Tennille's Greatest Hits' is no longer good?!? But...but..my 'Air Supply Greatest Hits' order may not be fulfilled!!! And oh noes! My 'Toto' order! And 'Joe Jackson'! And 'Starship'!....actually, i dun mind...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    wait...Steve Harvey won teh Miss Universe pageant? Man, that thing has really lowered it's standards.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    *gasp* that reminds meh, it's visiting day at teh supermax! i hope mama leiks teh cake i baked wif "extra iron"....uknow, cuz she's anemic and all.
  17. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    imma still at 12 (ladies.. ;) ) i leik teh jitters, makes for better needlepoint time at teh sanitarium.
  18. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    hey, i dun wanna mess wif dem mall security folks. when they say 'no shirts, no shoes, no pants, no emotional baggage, no diving headfirst into the coin fountain yelling "ARGH! Pirate BOOTY!"' they mean it!!! although they only got that specific after my one and only visit. also, i live...
  19. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    hey, i know good gurlz! i just dun associate wif em cuz of things like restraining orders and personal defense weapons and my tinnitus from all teh screaming....why dun anyone answer that phone already?!?
  20. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    *gasp* you can stretch your limbs forevar?!?!? like Stretch Armstrong?!?