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The Lurker Thread
me too... lessee: item 1: wake up item 2: scratch .... item 3: wake up for real item 4: answer phone and let boss know i'll be late and tell him to quit yelling at me item 4a: scratch .... again item 5: ok, for serius, wake up item 8: try to repress that woodchipper accident that affects my...- wheezal
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4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
it's Thorsday....but no werk tomorra due to Veterinarians day....yay puppies!! and people that dress puppies up little monkey costumes. i haf no idea what veterinarians do... that means moar booze tonight after werk....and during werk...and while typing this post....and while drinking... -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
i wrote in all my votes in different color crayon. i think the bacon party is a sure bet this year!!! boy those polling peepols were mad when those fancy touchscreens were covered in crayon scribble, but DEMOCRACY MUST PREVAIL!!! -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
today is erection day!!!! wait.....oh....i've just been told by someone without a poor english accent the truth....that's a shame. -
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4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
i kept trying to text my brother: "Chicago Cubs win the World Series!" but my phone kept auto-correcting to "Stop 'effing' with me" -
The Lurker Thread
i go at least once a week....helps clear teh tubes while fillin mah belly! plus a very nice walk through downtown Austin. although humid as all get out today, my hair is all poofy! i may need to wear pants to keep it in check!- wheezal
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The Lurker Thread
oh that's my bad, had Cooper's for lunsh, all you can eat beans along wif teh red meats!- wheezal
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4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
so...full...of hot dogs and bewz.... so...happy... can die now...except i'm depressingly immortal... -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
its similar, take regular bacon, cry on it, then very reluctantly gif it to meh to get me to shut up and then pretend you never even met me afterwards even when we bump into each other at Brad's party, even though Brad and erryone else there knows what happened and are just trying to avoid the... -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
well if it makes any of you feel better, i'll be sweating it out in teh high 80's heat at a company picnic. gorging on hot dogs and watching coworkers dressed in things they should have stopped wearing 20 years ago frolic in teh fields. except for the one in HR that is ironically way to... -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
dood, they make shampoos that help wif that. i seen teh commershals. "TEH TINGLING TELLS ME ITS WORKING!" just like hepatitis.... -
The Lurker Thread
i woulda totally won, but the popo were too fast wif their tazers. also, i'm lazy so i didnt really try....and i was probably way off track since i was drunk. but i'm sure my 1979 Datsun Bluebird woulda taken those F1 cars easily....once i got it off teh cinder blocks. man that was a bumpy ride.- wheezal
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The Lurker Thread
mornins are stewpid. still have gunk in my eyes and the coffee isnt working. peepol in teh office next door are all way too mad at me this early.."oh why are you in a bad mood wheezal?" "why are you chasing donna from accounting with a stapler wheezal?" "whar are ur pants wheezal?" "why dont...- wheezal
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4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
brrrr...so cold....72 degrees. my sweat is starting to slightly cool off my bum hair! how u peepols live with this nightmare up north?!? or do you just hibernate until spring? or as we call it in Texas, early Summer. -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
ooohh, i luv teh orionids! cream and chocolate cookie, dunk em in milk...sssoooo delishus! and to think, they're just falling from teh sky?!? well that ends the global economy. -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
counter offer, just get in teh big box, ship it to meh. then u jump out of it all birfday cake style. then you can hand meh teh ding dongs and enjoy teh sunny weather. errybuddy wins!! :evil: -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
our cold front moves in tonight....lows in teh 50's, highs in teh 70's?!? What shall i do?!? i need long sleeves in teh moanin, short sleeves in teh afternoon. i'm so confused!!! i've already called FEMA, they blocked my number again, something about a shortage of Ding Dongs at the grocery... -
4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!
that's bush league (tee hee...league...) these Halon wimmenz are notoromuz...notaries....norovirus.....are well known for constantly serving up softballs over the plate like this. us Halon menz and meat popsicles should be profeshunal enuff to overcome and react at a moments notice...or after...