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  1. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    ok, seriusly? no one else is gunna swing at this? Diva...DIVA....needing lubrication..... shame on all of you for passing this up.
  2. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    mid-80's...why did i take teh 11 block walk for teh delishus bbq? other than to fatten my gut with flavorfullness...ness.... then 11 blocks, uphill, in the high 80's, back to work. i'm liek sisyphus! except with better hair on my bum! and my boulder is wrapped around my waist! i'm...
  3. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    ayep, every bit as harrowing as i remember growing up in the barrio's of south Abilene. if you didnt have 16 years of dance classes, 12 years of elocution and choir practice, and at least an admission letter to Julliard, then you were as good as dead. that's why i enlisted, to get away from...
  4. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    so it's just leik eating Taco Bell....tsk...
  5. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    :rickroll: hrmm...yer right, we need a good gangsta emoji, sharks n jets style yo! with swinging snapping fingers, matching letter jackets, and all. them be some stone cold days.
  6. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    inorite? it was down to 56 this morning. was so freezing!!! and it only gets up to 80 today too!!! good thing i dressed in layers. imma like a DQ parfait! topped in softserv and you can see all my nuts. hrmmm....that metaphor really worked out today.
  7. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    nyope..i just bang on the keyboard like an epileptic monkey and hope that words show up. i dun have any idea what imma actually saying, it's all just coincidence. even this sentence is pure chance that it resembles anything remotely intelligible. one day my luck will teriyaki pencil and that...
  8. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    teh usual, quite contagious....
  9. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    hrmmm, let me reply: first off....EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! second, i only eat noodles wif cheese or pudding. or both...and wif bacon....or pie.... fourth, i suck at counting fitfh...fifht...filth....number 5: my sammiches are comprised of only the finest meat and cheese byproducts...
  10. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    No U!!!!!!
  11. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    it tastes like Oblivion!! which itself tastes like Red Bull.... which is disgusting.... anything made wif Mayo is teh DEVIL!!!
  12. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    pretty sure the feeding of mayo to prisoners is a direct violation of the Geneva Convention. Or at least my Microsoft Excel End-User License Agreement.
  13. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    oh for teh love of...i told you that was a .... dial! why teh popo let me have that pay phone near my .... is their fault...
  14. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    jus leik me from 1988 to 199.....erm....what year is it again? i wanna say 2008-ish?
  15. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    whu u callin kids?!? no, seriously...whu?
  16. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    not since college, but i was young and needed the money and ohiseethatsnotwhatyoumeantnevermind....
  17. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    i'll take "Things no gurl has evar said to me for $500, Alex" awww, i just made myself sad.
  18. wheezal

    The Lurker Thread

    LIES!!! i'm teh same age since 1979! same haircut too!
  19. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    imma not askeerd. i neva know what im gunna say even after i say it...if i did indeed say it....bum bum bummmmmmmmm!