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  1. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Happy Birfday Dave! here's to many moar victims trapped in your deathmaze in teh basement!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    that's weird, thats almost word for word what the note from the State Board of Psychiatry reads...... owait...nevermind, this is a receipt for a bag of Funyuns. Even BETTAR!!!!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    yesterday was National Drink a Beer Day....today is National Coffee Day... it's like Christmas, only wifout teh family meltdown when uncle Larry comes out of teh closet! i mean, literally, he's not allowed in view of other family members, so when he escapes his locked closet it's a real...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    is krayzee here in Tejas....lows in teh 60's, high in teh 70's; purty gurls in skimpy clothings just walking around... some days, i almost wonder if i should wear pants...so peepols will stop staring. then i eat a hot dog and some gummy bears wif scotch and forget about what i wuz thinkin...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    so, u got a thing for idiots eh? ohmahgawd! i just swallowed a bee!...wait,, it was a gummy bear...never mind....i fergot i was eating... what was i saying again?
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    Reactor coils always reading higher than they should

    is it evar enuff?!?
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    actually, it's Swahili, and it means 'no more vodka' hakuna is a negator...so hakuna matata means 'no more worries' it's not that i know Swahili, i just know any linguistic statement involving alcohol...i'm like a babel fish, except with better hair and slightly more wit.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    wait..is that my due west or your due west? what if i'm looking in a mirror? or a really shiny serving tray? or a crystal ball? do we haf crystal balls? or a spoon? i need one for mah pudding.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    today may be a red chiken curry day.....cuz thats teh speshul at teh diner next door. that, or one of 1900 sammich places within a half mile of my work......cuz no one is willing to open a hot dog and pie shop like i requested!!!!
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    Halo reactor- You have got to be kidding me with this crap....

    i thought u rolld rotisserie style....cuz thas how i like it!
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    Reactor coils always reading higher than they should

    no emoji's....this post doesnt count!!!!
  12. wheezal

    Introduction to Vaping Insurance Specialist

    yay! sumone new to haze! hope your a fan of uncooked shellfish and rubber cement!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    wait...Bradjalina are peepols? i thought it was some exciting flavor of Gelato i missed out on.....whew!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    o snap! she called u all loonies! burn!!!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    say wut? time to bust out my acid washed z. cavaricci jeans and members only jacket then! :mad::mad::mad:
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    Number Game Thread - Part 2!

    if u gess teh number i am thinkin of, AngiBe will send us all bikini pics. aaannnd go! (hint, it's equal to blue) (another hint, it is blue....thas a number right?)
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i sed i wuz sorry.....but football was on! and i was out of vitamin e!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    oh you are too kind.....i have that effect on lots of wimmenz....
  19. wheezal

    Even After All These Years...

    i hear dat, nuthin like a smooth hit of Freedom and a cold pale ale during a ritualistic hobo sacrifice to Asmodeus, devourer of men.