that's weird, thats almost word for word what the note from the State Board of Psychiatry reads......
owait...nevermind, this is a receipt for a bag of Funyuns.
Even BETTAR!!!!
yesterday was National Drink a Beer Day....today is National Coffee Day...
it's like Christmas, only wifout teh family meltdown when uncle Larry comes out of teh closet!
i mean, literally, he's not allowed in view of other family members, so when he escapes his locked closet it's a real...
is krayzee here in Tejas....lows in teh 60's, high in teh 70's; purty gurls in skimpy clothings just walking around...
some days, i almost wonder if i should wear pants...so peepols will stop staring. then i eat a hot dog and some gummy bears wif scotch and forget about what i wuz thinkin...
so, u got a thing for idiots eh?
ohmahgawd! i just swallowed a bee!...wait,, it was a gummy bear...never mind....i fergot i was eating...
what was i saying again?
actually, it's Swahili, and it means 'no more vodka'
hakuna is a negator...so hakuna matata means 'no more worries'
it's not that i know Swahili, i just know any linguistic statement involving alcohol...i'm like a babel fish, except with better hair and slightly more wit.
wait..is that my due west or your due west? what if i'm looking in a mirror? or a really shiny serving tray? or a crystal ball? do we haf crystal balls? or a spoon? i need one for mah pudding.
today may be a red chiken curry day.....cuz thats teh speshul at teh diner next door.
that, or one of 1900 sammich places within a half mile of my work......cuz no one is willing to open a hot dog and pie shop like i requested!!!!
if u gess teh number i am thinkin of, AngiBe will send us all bikini pics.
aaannnd go!
(hint, it's equal to blue)
(another hint, it is blue....thas a number right?)
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