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  1. wheezal

    Halo Strikes First!!!

    hmph...i used to piss off congress and senators and judges and police and nuns and clowns and one time teh president of Uruguay and no one ever gave me a news article.... thpthpthpthp!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    my fellow peon coworkers look upon me wif envy! sure it's 85+ degrees outside and the humidity is above 60%....but i haf Jim Jim's at werk! nomnomnom OW, freezer headache! nomnomnom black cherry sno-cone, so delishus! stewpid coworkers, wif their vending machine sodas and some sort of clear...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    The final Friday for the Austin Street Festival (or as i call it, Food Truck Friday..trademarked!) ends wif a delishus trip to teh Mamitas Truck! adobo chicken, pacifico rice, beens, chihuahua cheeze, avocado sauces, all wrapped in a giant tortilla....like Chipotle, only better tasting and...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    it cant be mine, mine is locked away safely in a jar on my counter. i keep my loose change in my head, for ballast...and to confuse teh heck outta airport security
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    thar, fixed o rly?!?
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    hrmmm..my memories not that gud, but i dun think thems the first people that walked on teh moon. my guess: Alice Kramden (via uppercut punch from husband) Louis Armstrong Major Tom, i wonder what kind of shirts he wears?
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    SALE!! So good, it only happens Twice a Year

    yeah, Halo's site, while informative and offering many delishus jooses, is kinda weak on teh technical side. is laggy, and bloaty, and i'm pretty sure it said something mean aboot my cat once, which is weird cuz i dont even haf a cat. but their CS is all cool, and they said my cat was...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Food Truck Friday!!! Filipino Truck, Lobster Roll Truck, Grilled Cheez Truck, Juice Truck?...meh....but i went wif: Philly Ceezy Stake wif Red Peppers and Homecut.....erm...Truck cut fries from Wholly Cow Burgers Truck the physics are simple...the cheez and meet and starches form a protective...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    naww, AngiBe only looks to be 21 in that pic....so it musta been taken in da future!!!! evil secksy time travel!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    omg! it's 85% humidity, 85 degrees, and for some strange reason i walked 9 blocks to lunsh for Cooper's why did i haf teh second helping of mac n cheeze?!? i mean i know why i had the 3rd and 4th helping, but why teh 2nd?!? i walked back in teh office, people were askin me if it was raining...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i always come back fer u bebe.... and cuz they kicked meh out of teh city....apparently there are limits to what they tolerate....
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    need bewz....feels like it's been years wifout! or at least since 4 am, which is like a million years fer meh! owowowowowow! Friday werkday, end soon so i can haf bewz!!! or at least make boss go away for lunsh so i can just drink at werk!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Thar, fixed! :blush:
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    All dis weather is indeed cray cray... Woke up to a freezing 91 in Vegas. How do these savages live? High of 100,with 5% humidity... Heading home to a high of 90 with 70% humidity. My soon to be poofy man perm weeps.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Why wuld I sleep in teh same place I toss my durty underdoos ... BTW, batman might have gotten super drunk last night and arrested.... It's all a blur...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    1 word: Bacon-Bloody-Mary It's like heaven, 'cept wif moar working gurls!.... I mean per capita of course.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Aboot to board plane to Vegas, will be out of pocket... And out mind... For the week. Sumone told meh they has booz thar, so Imma goin on a fact finding mishun to inevistimigate! The trooth must be told! If I dun come back... Dun steal my interweb sayings! No u! Go on.... Well bake my...
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    Read this! Tuesday: Halo start first lawsuit against FDA, Debate in the UK House of Lords

    imma making a Peppermint Patty: 3 parts Belgian Cocoa to 1 part Kringle's Cruse. as delishus as bacon? no, of course not. but still awfully delishus!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Time for AngiBe to drop teh infectious hubby to visit teh infectious Wheezal!!! it's a sign! a portent! an omen! an....augury! a clue! a caution! ointment