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  1. wheezal

    Read this! Tuesday: Halo start first lawsuit against FDA, Debate in the UK House of Lords

    ewww, you'll need an ointment to clear that up.... OINTMENT!!!!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    yay Halo, rebel against the system! just like my fight against lime-jello!! only different cuz lime-jello cheats at Scrabble.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Today is "National Lost Sock Memorial Day" A day of true grieving, letting go of the past, and embracing a new future. Whether it was the clothes dryer, the door knob, Miss September 1991, or because Benito, the lovable sock monkey, ended up being a bigger project than one originally planned...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    umm...what?!?
  5. wheezal

    Lurkers, friends, family, flyby's, Come on in! :)

    well, imma still on community service for both the 'mayo incident' and the 'lime-jello episode"...
  6. wheezal

    Lurkers, friends, family, flyby's, Come on in! :)

    *gasp* thas how i shave my bum hair!! were u peeking?!? naughty you! it's a necessary maintenance i hafta do, court ordered!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    just like my last ex-gurlfriend....she was italian methinks. maybe Zoroastrian...one can never tell these days.
  8. wheezal

    Lurkers, friends, family, flyby's, Come on in! :)

    Wait....whu?!?
  9. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    thar, fixed!!!!
  10. wheezal

    Lurkers, friends, family, flyby's, Come on in! :)

    No U!!!!!
  11. wheezal

    Lurkers, friends, family, flyby's, Come on in! :)

    this sounds leik a job for: ointment!!!! hee hee...OINTMENT!!!!
  12. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Bewzday, teh holy day fer bewz. and fer lunsh. A Philly Cheesey Steak from Wholly Cow Burgers Some kinda street fair happenin downtown...food trucks are in abundance! mmm, roach coaches, then bewz! perfect friday!!!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    why dont my coworkers understand? thar's a reeson for my Batman underoos!!! National Superhero Day after lunsh, i'll switch to spiderman....not to mix things up, but cuz i'll prolly have peed the batman ones a lil.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    *sigh* Go to hell Jimmy Johns...
  15. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i need for you two do that....and pikturs....or a video....
  16. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    hrmmm..it occurs to me i may be confusing Chess for another game involving Queens and Knights.... i know...i meant Connect Four. boy, do i feel dumb for mixing that up!
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Franklin Graham (Billy's even more intolerant son) is speaking out at our State Capital today, preaching the usual "take our country back" and "we love to hate, cuz...Jesus" or whatever. I work literally across the street and teh loudspeakers blare into my office. making what should be a...
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    don't be ridiculus..... it's Duke....
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    well i am quite bouyant.... but this is 'Murica!!! i only talk to footballs! soccer, pfft.
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    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    rain rain go away and bring meh booze and AngiBe bikini pics and bacon holy cow i am awsum at poetry!