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  1. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    is it teh booze? is it teh allurgys? why head hurted so much? ow! my spleen! that's in teh head right? all dis rain, all dis humidity! its teh apokatips....apollywannacrackerips....apollocreedolips.....it's teh end times! for my hair that is....woe is my man perm!
  2. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i nevar get teh road rage, i mean who would pick a fight wif a guy riding his super cool big wheel drunk on a highway?
  3. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    what a coincidence, it's also "send pic to Wheezal day" weird how that happens.... it's also National Grilled Cheese day...but thas just happy bonus.
  4. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    well thats just redundant....i mean a party wif pants is not really a party.
  5. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    thar, fixed!!!!
  6. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    wow, i went through the exact same thing aboot 5 years ago...cept instead of iodine, they started with iridium, which it turns out i was allergic too....boy was that a fun 3 months, i looked leik teh Thing while Stephens-Johnson ran it's course. No superstrength tho...turns out RIT dun gif you...
  7. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    weird...that's almost word for word the same story my parents told me aboot how i was conceived.... hoo-ray for context!!!
  8. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    thar, fixed!!!!!
  9. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    inorite? is so cold..had to be 65 outside! and teh sun was way too bright in my eyes, made it hard to see all teh purty wimmenz wearing their skimpy outfits....but i presevemer...presidedover...pervertedizerer....but i managed to anyhow! high of 85 today, what is with this crazy weather! i...
  10. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    3 inches, you'll never keep Diva around with just that....
  11. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Today is National "Something on a Stick Day" which works out well since AngiBe is doin things rotisserie style now....you other Halon wimmenz should follow her example!!! and send me pikturs of proof.
  12. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    BUT.... After one (or nineteen) teensy (or massive) drink(s) at lunch (brekfist).... OMG, bewz! Welcome back! I luv u and missed you and will never leev ur sweet embrace! Yay bewz, boo pants! And in teh end, Angibe was wifout pants and doing it rotisserie style, WHICH WAS MY PLAN ALL...
  13. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Day 47 Good Friday. Lent is over, now comes the time to choose my path. Sobriety has enlightened me to the type of person I was, forced me to confront my demons, enabled me to enhance my relationships with my family, friends, coworkers, and even complete strangers. Overall I am healthier...
  14. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    oh that's how it works on a rotisserie.....now i know....
  15. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    *sigh*....screw you sobriety....
  16. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    *sigh* drunk me would say: "Go on....." i miss drunk me.
  17. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Day 44 Another hellish weekend has come and gone. I find a sliver of home though as i find myself on the stretch run to goal. March 25th cannot get here soon enough. Sobriety for atonement....or pie...I'll take either. With the end in sight, I find my will renewed with the knowledge that my...
  18. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    i use ointment for any viscous rumors i have.... it's a vicious cycle.
  19. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    you say that as if it's not normal..... man i should probably see a doctor now that I'm sober....
  20. wheezal

    4th Unofficially Official Halo Chat Thread: The Sequaling!!!

    Day 39 St. Patrick's Day St. Patrick, patron saint of Engineers and being immersed in the warm, cozy coffin of pure inebriation. A sort of true inspiration for yours truly. How I must be dishonoring him by withholding the sweet comfort of alcohol from my system, all for the sake of the same...