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  1. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Thank goodness you guys still have brains at this stage of the game, mine went to mush awhile ago and is now up in flames.
  2. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Oh no, not swallowed, maybe layed in, slathered on, wallowed.
  3. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    My dogs don't care that my cats think they are superior, they quietly know that though they may snore, they don't poop on the floor.
  4. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    I think I lost my mind about ten posts ago...
  5. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Cats know it too!!!!!!!
  6. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    I don't think I want to run into a Humanitarian in a dark alley when he or she is really hungry....
  7. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Thats what I get for going to P, a new topic gets started all without me!
  8. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    NOOOO thats too mean, my brothers did though, with great relish.
  9. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Oh yes we are still random, but pick up the pace you say? My brain is getting foggy and running out of space...
  10. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Chucky was special, he went riding and hunting without fear, during deer season we had to post signs, "Please Don't Shoot the Black and White Deer".
  11. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Our childhood cow named Chucky was much smarter, he would sleep on the back porch and with his horns knock on the door. One day after school we came home to find him alseep on the living room floor.(true story)
  12. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Our cow Black Betty is too big to tip, plus shes too lazy to get up and would probably just slip.
  13. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Simon's cat can't be a dog, he is way too manipulative and calculating in his endeavor to get food, dogs simply smile and wag and are sometimes lewd...
  14. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    It is not my fault however, I read the words donkey and spider on this thread and now can't get them out of my stinking head.....
  15. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Oh lord I'm off on another tangent, this one about the evil of a spider, from which I have become a prolific hider....
  16. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    That spider bounded away like a puppy, thinking I was as dangerous to him as a small guppy....
  17. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    Theres some big spiders in the house I live in, I attacked one with amonia last nite and it laughed at me!
  18. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    I was not trying to be random, but to tell a tale of that Unholy beast who hurt my old girl with its attack and is not allowed back and thats a fact Jack. Good grief, I am rhyming myself to death.
  19. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    It is not random if the intent is randomness....
  20. gjns711

    Mountain oak vapors "mother's day contest"

    The beasts wrath is meant for coyotes, not horses and so I do dare, all ye coyotes out there should have a care........