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  1. ab357

    Who killed Wyatt Earp?

    Not a good idea at all.:closedeyes: Mrs. T is ferocious and extremely vindictive when it comes to her little SweetT being hurt.:evil: LD would also think you're trying to steal his beloved; Mrs T In Law.:huh:
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    Flavorings

    That's a hard one for any of us to answer. David the mad scientist, never let's anything slip regarding his recipes. My bet is, you may be able to perhaps get close, but he likely does have some secret ingredients he adds to his.
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    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Um... weren't you the first person to exploit that cow?:facepalm: Hey, I've heard that you've been secretly romancing Mrs T In Law over cyberspace. Don't worry, she's all yours Pal!:2cool: No one will judge you, the heart wants what the heart wants.:confused: If you don't want me to...
  4. ab357

    Christmas at texas t's - let's have some fun!

    No need to bring the beef. TexasT is a cattle rancher-rustler.:vapor:
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    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    You're probably right. He's known to have extremely sticky fingers. If he ever visits, don't leave him unattended.
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    Christmas at texas t's - let's have some fun!

    I'll bring him a new pair of glasses so he'll be able to tell his cows from the neighbors'. OH, and a lot juice laced with Ex Lax. Shush... don't give away the surprise.:evil: Actually, I've already given TT his present. It was a copy of Men are From Mars, Women are from Venus. The...
  7. ab357

    My Pamela and I at our christmas party for FSUSA...

    Maybe they can give it out as a "special". LOL I really was looking forward to that one also.
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    My Pamela and I at our christmas party for FSUSA...

    Don't give them that kind of advice. I don't like dodging buckshot.:huh:
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    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Hi and welcome to the forum!:toast: With a handle like mischief, you'll definitely feel at home here.:vapor: Do you have any idea how large TexasT's label would have to be?:laugh: Oh, you weren't referring to mental conditions.:oops: Now why would you want to have those cuties put on...
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    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Blame TT for all your new clients. They were perfectly sane before he got to them:facepalm:
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    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Nah, I think 757 is one of those "self help" or "motivational speakers", that's all. We know the true you:huh:
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    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Not to mention she can wreck your car if you run into her. Mrs T is going to grill the beef on Applewood
  13. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    I'm afraid you've caught T itist. Make an emergency appointment with Dr. Pammy as soon as possible. You can't believe anything he says, but TexasT's cows make for good grilling
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    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    757, 757, 757.... You haven't been paying attention have you? I'm afraid you may now be on Mrs T's radar. That woman is vicious! If you hear the dogs in your neighborhood start barking, get out of there! Mrs T may be jealous, but she sure can grill steaks.
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    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    See what you started?:facepalm: What are you bringing to the BBQ in TexasT's Tent? The body needs protein, eat beef!
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    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Where did 757 say that? I need proof. There enough spilled food on TexasT's overalls to feed a family
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    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Sorry TexasT cleaned her out of all the meds in AZ and TX:facepalm:
  18. ab357

    Let's Write a Story

    Once a very tired mailman went to puck up but realized he was all puckered out. So instead, thinking, "what the heck happened to my FSUSA juice?", he opened everyone's fsusa juice packages to find treasures. After throwing away the packaging evidence he dashed towards the Mexican Border so he...
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    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Don't tell him I told you but TexasT has a tendency to fabricate a wee bit.
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    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Actually I told her you are going to become her next patient.:evil: