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  1. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    It was all worth it to get rid of your mother in law.:facepalm: Um... she was a little confused, that was my left leg. Wonder what body part she thought was on the far left side?:confused: Somebody bring TT's mother in law some new bifocals at the BBQ Fry... My cooking skills consist...
  2. ab357

    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    You're right. I keep telling those guys they're the culprits. Over my avvie, you mean the AB357?:sneaky: Be careful what you wish for. I'm always bullied by the female SAs. David doesn't stop them and Dr. Pammy just tells me to Man Up. They also charge me double the price for juice.:blush...
  3. ab357

    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Maybe we need a FFM (Federal Forum Marshal). Oh wait, that's what the SAs are for.:facepalm: What are those lazy SAs doing anyway? I even saw a post about one of them running around the country hiding from a FSUSA customer's wife. David and Pam should fire the bums.:evil:
  4. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Hide under the bed when you hear my black helicopters approach.:evil:
  5. ab357

    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Well we'll help you get rid of the evidence.:2cool: TexasT says come on down for the BBQ. He needs to get ride of some of the steer he found.
  6. ab357

    I dreamed I went to the lounge last night.

    Which lounge? The FSUSA lounge or the one we're making out of your tent?
  7. ab357

    Word Association Game

    Bodyguard....
  8. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Have you guys seen the video of TT's brother in law/ 1st cousin riding around with a buffalo in his car? TexasT's beef is that fancy Angus type. Good eating for sure.
  9. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Yeah it your fault 757.:facepalm: For repentance, send me your juice.:vapor:
  10. ab357

    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Ugh! I thought that smell was because the Mrs boots were in there or something. We want some of that prime beef you fenced in. Be careful around the hole in the ground inside the tent as we EAT as much BEFF as we can wrangle
  11. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Hey LD, speak for your self. In my Bill Clinton voice: "I have never had sessions with that woman. If there's no tape, I stand by my claim.
  12. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Only two? We can do better!:laugh: I told Dr. Pammy on you and she said you'll have to get more "couch" time. You know what that means.:facepalm: I wasn't having a session though. It was just a conversation. REALLY. That's all it was. Who's bringing the vape juice to TT's BBQ?
  13. ab357

    Word Association Game

    Mrs T:confused: She works at... nevermind.
  14. ab357

    T's Own Assn. for Seniors Tent (TOAST the Host)

    Since we're going to be BBQing his beef, we need a place in the shade.:2cool: Hey TT, you really need to clean this place up. What's that hole for:confused: Oh so this is where you're hiding the FSUSA boxes.:facepalm: Hey Mrs. T, go look in that hole TexasT has dug in the tent.:vapor...
  15. ab357

    I dreamed I went to the lounge last night.

    I have to go back to the top of the page to see what this thread was about.:facepalm: If you love women so much, why do you only have two but all those cows?:confused: Oh yeah dreams, I still have nightmares of Mrs T's boot on my throat.:huh: Hey Dr. Pammy... TexasT is picking on me...
  16. ab357

    Word Association Game

    TexasT hehehe
  17. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Yeah but he's using your credit card number. TexasT is giving away free beef! Just show up with some Applewood juice and his wife will give you his 4 wheeler too.
  18. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Way a minute... TexasT has tried to slip in a fast one. I told you guys he had it out for me. :facepalm: Let's go have the BBQ on TexasT's ranch!:2cool: There's plenty of beef there and I know a spot where the fencing isn't done well. It's where TexasT did the work.:evil:
  19. ab357

    Letter Change Game

    grape to grope
  20. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    He sorta hulas when he walks anyways.