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  1. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    You guys underestimate TexasT's generosity. Let him sponsor the entire trip! But ban his avatar! Don't worry, I have his black card number. That sucker has a huge limit.:vapor:
  2. ab357

    Let's Write a Story

    Once a very tired mailman went to puck up but realized he was all puckered out. So instead, thinking, "what the heck happened to my FSUSA juice?", he opened everyone's fsusa juice packages to find treasures. After throwing away the packaging evidence he dashed towards the Mexican Border so he...
  3. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    You're beginning to be corrupted by the Evil TT:evil: Don't go towards the hog pen... stay in the light.....
  4. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Says the man with the gun on the plane.... Eat Beef it can't be worse than our engineered fruits and vegetables. No Cow Avatars allowed.
  5. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    Hey Shell, I'm not that blind:facepalm: You do have one thing right TT, I'm scared of the women in your family.:( Vote Off the bovine avatar:toast:
  6. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    I'm not in the "honest woman" making business.:evil: Now if you have a few you want me to make bad...
  7. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    And tell your mother in law to stop sending me those racy emails! One of my lady "friends" may get a hold of my phone. I delete them as soon as I see them but with her sending one every few minutes, some slip through the cracks.
  8. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    You're supposed to be asleep. This isn't about you. This is about the abuse of poor heifers. You're an... Heifer Abuser. Worse, you're shopping your mother in law on an e-cig forum. Shame, shame, shame.:facepalm: I like women with curves too. PM2006's avatar has curves. I really like...
  9. ab357

    The official Ban TexasT's Avatar Thread

    In a shameless attempt to find a mate for his live in mother in law, the man has resorted to using an avatar of a heifer in a bikini. :facepalm: I have seen his mother in law. She probably hasn't been that small since childhood. :confused: I say let's ban his false advertising before some...
  10. ab357

    Letter Change Game

    pears to tears
  11. ab357

    Let's Write a Story

    Once a very tired mailman went to puck up but realized he was all puckered out. So instead, thinking, "what the heck happened to my FSUSA juice?", he opened everyone's fsusa juice packages to find treasures. After throwing away the packaging evidence he dashed towards the Mexican Border so he...
  12. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    I can see David's brain um... churning regarding moo juice. Okay LD insisted on revealing that we do have beaches in Chgo. But they are only in one neighborhood; Martha's Vineyard. They tend to get kinda crowded on weekends. Unfortunately TT, I'm already spoken for. I have fiancés from Coast...
  13. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Nope, closest thing to beaches in Chicago are sandy ash trays.
  14. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Okay I'm shooting for the multi quote record.:2cool: Yeah since you're yelling to get their attention.:facepalm: He's putting a hit out on me. I think he's jealous because I have a Provari... well sort of:blush: And of course you can be assured, we won't make much noise at...
  15. ab357

    Just made my first order.

    LD, secrets are only secret when you don't tell anyone. BTW, has TT paid you back yet? He's still stalling me claiming he thought the loan was actually a PIF.:facepalm:
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    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    That's BBQ not wedding. I asked if we can BBQ a cow at Vap's backyard party. Barbecue
  17. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    I think it's the ladies of the forum. They seem to always want to talk about vaping stuff.
  18. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    You must have missed the Official FSUSA warning: NEVER READ ANY POSTS WRITTEN BY TEXAST WITH ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH
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    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    TT has enough law enforcement agencies after him. I"think" the cow will be okay. We have plenty of them outside in our zoos year round.
  20. ab357

    we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

    Nah, they're both wearing bikinis. Have you seen the elist?