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  1. ab357

    Where's Mistress Nomad?

    Now everyone knows the true story about TexasT's first girlfriend Louise. She was the first of hundreds. He's practically made the guys that make them blow up dolls rich. And the X-rated stores he claims he didn't know what anything was, he's in there so much he does inventory for the owner...
  2. ab357

    I'm a fan!

    Welcome to Junkiedom Newme and congrats on quitting smoking.:toast: Tomorrow will mark my 11th month.
  3. ab357

    Texas T went back to school......

    Okay TT, now you done it! You hurt my feelings:( No matter how much you beg, I'm NOT going to look at that whatever it is you keep complaining about on your ..... There's just someplaces man was not intended to go. You're just jealous because Maureen says she likes me:2cool: Hey...
  4. ab357

    Week three...why can't I sleep right?

    That's too good an idea to waste just because he doesn't work. HEY MRS T... Maureen says to put mousetraps on TT's side of the bed. And in his vape box.
  5. ab357

    Get To Know Your Fellow Junkie Game

    False! When did he steal a suit? NP likes how Mrs T beats up on TT
  6. ab357

    Texas T went back to school......

    You realize you just made all the women here squirm right?:huh: You hurt my feelings lying about my height.:( It's not my fault you loose an eighth of an inch of your height everytime Mrs T nails you on the head.:evil:
  7. ab357

    Texas T went back to school......

    You....... Speechless:confused:
  8. ab357

    Where's Mistress Nomad?

    Mrs T didn't buy your claim those were mine. She said they were too old and had your electrical tape covering up the holes. Even she knows I don't have a clue how to use electrical tape, or anything else that has to do with fixing stuff.
  9. ab357

    Get To Know Your Fellow Junkie Game

    False NP has vaped in a dream
  10. ab357

    TexasT was right . . .

    Make room for me.
  11. ab357

    TexasT was right . . .

    Hey csan, congrats on the graduation. Remember even a broken clock is right twice a day. Well TT isn't right that much.
  12. ab357

    Texas T went back to school......

    LD you have to stop those impossible dreams of yours. With all the new stuff they've added to education since he was in school soo long ago, TT would never get promoted. He's just left behind.
  13. ab357

    Week three...why can't I sleep right?

    Yep, it's the nightmares of when she caught you trying to squeeze through her window to steal her juice that's waking her. She counts AB's to feel safe enough to get back to sleep.
  14. ab357

    Where's Mistress Nomad?

    HA! It's all your mess. At least take some of those stuffed cows home so I can find someplace to sit. That is a spot with nothing moving, alive, or dead. Stop buying so many stuffed cows dolls hehehe TexasT plays with dolls.
  15. ab357

    HEY TT, A new DIY juice

    One you DEFINITELY would never sell:laugh:
  16. ab357

    Taste Buds not Cooperating

    Right, only when I'm trying to sneak a nap and you ease up to me and yell PEEP
  17. ab357

    asleep on the job......

    That's not all that's forever. They never get too old to harass you for money.:closedeyes:
  18. ab357

    HEY TT, A new DIY juice

    TexasT has hurt my feelings:( He hasn't thanked me for my present. Mean TexasT...
  19. ab357

    asleep on the job......

    LOL! That quote will get you in more trouble if she ever reads it.:laugh:
  20. ab357

    Get To Know Your Fellow Junkie Game

    False I know it's a suppository... NP has had juice spill in their lap.