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  1. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    How much is that doggie in the window? Arf! Arf! Seriously? There was a dawg movie called Bingo? Musta missed that one...
  2. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Slight change of subject: Who's the invisible user viewing this thread? It says there are six of us, but only lists five.
  3. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Well, if ya wanna land in Faith so ya at least have a place to park it, I'll drive in and get ya.
  4. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    With his luck, he'd probably get some of those Tree-boring beetles eating through his boots... ("Not the Bore Worms!" Quick Atcha, what movie?)
  5. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Some tourist 'copters can take as many passengers as a Lear Jet... but I have no idea what their max range is, just in case ya hop around the country picking up partiers before plopping down in the horse pasture.
  6. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    The highway is certainly long enough and straight enough (about four miles between "hills"). The problem would be parking it and refueling it. What's that sucker use? JP4? Don't think any jet fuel is available for about 100 miles... can ya bring an extra Jerry Can? :) We'd have to take down some...
  7. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Hey, if Bad Kad gets his Elvis-impersonator friend to come sing, maybe he can marry y'all right here, then ya wouldn't have to go to Vegas. :D
  8. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Yeah, the whole of the horse pasture is "helicopter safe." But then, we had a local guy land his Cessna on the highway in front of our house to pick up a neighbor a couple years ago. He didn't seem to think it was a problem. She got in, they took off, no problem.. :)
  9. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Yeah, I met one last time I was staggering around the halls of the V.A. hospital in Sturgis. Given that's 75 miles from here, I figure we'd have to invite them to a party to get 'em here before the "event" that required their services.
  10. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I thought the rabbit was still in the islands. And the rabbit's twin has an owie kidney...
  11. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Yer prolly right... Maybe I'll ask the paramedics to come to the party - driving their Bambulance, of course - just to have someone on standby in case of... Cloudy with Chance of Rixsters.
  12. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I know how you two will share that juice 14g tip... fill yer tanks, then clean your wounds. Hey, I had some Bourbon e-juice... would that be a good numbing agent prior to Rixy's surgery...?
  13. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    In the event that you should show up here next year while the Rixster is on the premises, perhaps we should put you in charge of Big Red. That's a two-foot tool box full of medical supplies. The shop and each barn has a resident smaller first aid kit, but Big Red contains the heavy duty stuff...
  14. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I get poked, cut, scraped, scratched (read that as bloody) every single day here, whether by rusty barbed wire or Wild Plum or Russian Olive thorns, broken Pine branches... or even drill bits. I come in, wash it off, put a band-aid on, and return to work. I guess my system is a super...
  15. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    You haz to glue it back together every time Ems breaks it? ;)
  16. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Not this time... four pieces of 2-foot long 2x4s with 45-degree cuts on each end and about twenty 2.5" wood screws. I was getting ready to clamp it together and start when I realized the raindrops on my glasses were obscuring my vision sufficiently that I would likely drill my finger instead of...
  17. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Us? Nawwww.... Had to be someone else cuz we're all perfect :angel:s...
  18. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Well, he did look like he was straining. Oh, dear, I am sure that one is long since retired... :eek:
  19. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Ummm... I think that pic was a little Rixy taking a dump...