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  1. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Every woman I have ever known has the same problem. If there is one mosquito in the whole county, it will find Lannie and chew on her. I can walk through a whole swarm and maybe a couple will land on me, but then they leave immediately. I used to say it was because they don't smoke Camels, but...
  2. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Ya ever hear "R I C H !!!" at 120 decibels?
  3. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Yes, I used to was a Richard, and a Dick, and I hated being called Rick or Ricky and.... arrrggghhh... Dickie bird. I legally changed it in 1980 and there ain't no going back. Well, maybe she could yell Dos Equis (because it has that Rich Amber color). ;)
  4. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Wary interestink... I has dem Ladybird Beetles crawling on me every time I'm in the garden (since I was a wee lad) and I won't even squish 'em 'cuz they are the good guys. Then again, mosquitoes don't bite me either... Ah, well, that must be the answer. I'm not a bad bug so dem ladybuggers...
  5. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Well, see, there is a difference between us. I have no "ard" - just Rich and no middle name either.
  6. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I have a daughter named Samantha too. I was so frustrated by my own name and all it's permutations that I named her Samantha Jane so she could be Sam, Sami, Mandy, Samantha, or Jane. She'll be 45 in a couple weeks and she has never used any name but Sam. If I called her Samantha today, she'd...
  7. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    No, Miss Leenda, think Steve Martin. try again.
  8. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I think I saw a cab in Rapid once... no clue what they charge. And the truck would burn about 15 gallons of gas round trip... but youse guys is worth it. ;) Don't all you city folks have them there cell phone thingies? And don't they take movies?
  9. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I'd like to see anyone try. Cricket weighs in about 1,500 pounds and Helen is closer to 1,700 pounds, and they both sleep lying down. As long as they are awake, ain't nothing smaller than a 4WD tractor tipping them over. :) Yet, at the same time, after morning milking, they try to get in...
  10. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    So Classy, if you think that is funny, maybe you ought to plan to come to the First Annual South Dakota Love Acres Vape In and Cow Skritching Party too. :) I'm sure after the first night here, everybody who participates will seem pretty funny.
  11. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I LOVE IT! And I have no doubt our cows would do the same, but it wouldn't be nearly as funny with only two cows instead of a whole herd. And Cricket is a dog hater, so if she perceived that little car to be a dog (or any other small predator), she'd stomp it instead of just stopping to see what...
  12. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I thought Lannie already answered this (somewhere). The Rapid City Regional Airport is 110 miles from here. Big jets fly in and out of there all day. That's a few miles south of Ellsworth AFB (B1 bombers) so don't get confused as to which strip to land at. There is a dirt strip airport in Faith...
  13. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    10-4 sugar babe!
  14. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Another good point: For those who commit to come to this Vape Party by means other than Rixy's jet, I will create a detailed map to send to them via PM (no general thread posting of that data) so wherever you are coming from, once you find South Dakota, you will be able to find Love Acres.
  15. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    You can borrow an entertainer? Wow! Can anyone bring those cute little redheaded River Dancers from that Leprechaun movie? Hmmmm... I'll have to build them a wooden stage so that can do that properly...
  16. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I'll need to go to the Jolly Lane nursery and buy a new tree because I think Rixy does that "Carry Oak Tree" singing. (just say it fast) (Implication: there are hundreds of trees planted on our little farm, but not one of them is an Oak.)
  17. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Lannie already implied that the house is too small for "many hands," but I need to add that this place was built in 1930 for one husband and one wife. It has been expanded a couple times since and room positions rearranged (they had children eventually), but the kitchen is still so small that...
  18. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    About a zillion years ago, I was at a conference with 7,000 other bodies when the lights went out. The speaker had no mic, so he yelled, "Everyone raise your hands!" The lights came back on and he said into the mic, "See, many hands make lights work." Everyone laughed but me. Too convenient. I...
  19. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    You are welcome here any time. Maybe we should turn this into a giant Womper Woom get-together. Everyone bring tents or motorhomes and we'll have a giant vape-in and cheese eating party. (Lannie, youse gonna be busy)
  20. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Well, maybe not ALL of it. If you and Ems and Rixy all go racing, that just leaves me and Debs to munch the cheese. Well, unless Linda comes too. So @Atchafalaya , will you be racing or eating? :D
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