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  1. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    We don't got no weird woofs 'round here and our Pyrs keep the coyotes and foxes off the property. And raccoons and a rare badger...
  2. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Ima keep ma mouf shut 'bout summa da utters cuz dey gonna hab us committed ifn we tells.
  3. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I spent a long time trying to figure out how that cat got into a sand corral and left only one identifiable print - 30 feet in from the fence!
  4. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Speaking of cougars, got a cute story to tell: Back in 1972, when I lived in Tucson, AZ, I used to hang out a lot at this local gun shop (Jensen's Custom Ammunition - wonder if they're still there?) and they had a stuffed cougar on a shelf above the rifle displays. I always thought the...
  5. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    I dent know Kara wuz an Okie... and you goes 'round her a lot?
  6. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #154 for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

    8/2 #1 So anything happening here today? Oh oh oh... @liblue1 got older! So, from all the critters at Love Acres: HIPPO BIRDIE TWO EWES, HIPPO BIRDIE TWO EWES, HIPPO BIRDIE DEER BLUE GURL, HIPPO BIRDIE TWO EWES.
  7. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Ju toldt on yer own self (personality profile plus run-and-hide posts) :) Hey, wasn't she the bad guy on that movie about 101 damnations?
  8. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    His Royal Shyness, Sir Kadly?
  9. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The Womper Woom, Womp it again Sam.

    Wander around the house looking at all the places you last set your mod down. The paper is likely to be in one of those places.
  10. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    So how do we explain this one?
  11. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #154 for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

    NAE Some of you might know this already, but I do a lot of research in this area, and, as Count said, it's one more thing to pull the wool over your eyes. When the average consumer sees a loaf of bread in the store that says "whole wheat," s/he thinks it is 100% wheat. Wrong! That's another...
  12. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #154 for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

    NAE Wifey makes a special dish she calls "Annoying Rooster Pot Pie." So if any of those 14 babies is a rooster, he might get eaten sometime in the next 6 months to a year. We don't eat the hens because we want their eggs. We only collect the eggs that are laid in the coop or one of the barns...
  13. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    If you tried right now, mama would fly in your face with claws out and bite the BeGeezus outta ya. She attacked me and all I was trying to do was take those pictures. In a few more weeks, however, she won't even acknowledge they are hers. But by then, they are feathered instead of cute little...
  14. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #154 for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

    8/1 #6 Wise choice, and that pic does look a lot like here, except seldom do ours all go to the same place at the same time. Here's some baby pics I just took (one day old chicks): Mama would not let them come out from under the hedge because I was too close and she wasn't sure if I...
  15. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    OK, someone wanted chick pix (NOT Lady Gaga):
  16. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #154 for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

    8/1 #5 I'm not doing a very good job of staying outside and working. Too dang hot. Anyhoo... Are you getting those eggs from a farm or a store? If it is a store, just to clue you in (and everyone else who's reading this stuff), the USDA and FDA definition of "free range" is that the chickens...
  17. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The Womper Woom, Womp it again Sam.

    Neat idea... but... was she even born yet when I made that up in 1970? So if I ever visit a bar again, I'll try to remember the brolly and red food coloring. :)
  18. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The Womper Woom, Womp it again Sam.

    The part that confused the bartender most was when I told him to put three large ice cubes in the glass first. He said, "Brits don't need ice. We like our drinks just like we like our women - nice and warm." I told him, "I prefer cold drinks and cool women; I'll warm 'em up myself."
  19. Fuzzy Thunderbear

    The woom next door, pull up a pew Wompers.

    Seriously? yer tellin' me them dang car salesmen was lyin' to me 'bout callin' 'em Sports Utility Vehicles? Mayhap I should Sue 'em... :)