no, nowadays the big thing is:
Freshly delivered cookies!
i joined the elite club, because i'm awsum!
So Halo, get onto delivering me cookie flavored vape joos!!
Reports of my demise were greatly exaggerated. Actually they were spot on, but it turned out it was a chemically induced coma from too much glass cleaner....boy poor granma's face at the cremation when i popped out of the oven screaming "The turkey is burnt and now my justice is at hand!"
woo...
teh police release mah name each year, so do teh post office, neighborhood watch, girl scouts of 'murica, NRA, several HOAs, teh Vatican, and Applebee's.
stupid Applebee's....you know wut you did!!!!
Tis the time of year to give nicknames to days...which seems redundant...
Terribad Tuesday
Wet and Wild Wednesday
Thermodynamic Thursday
Freudian Friday
Sweet and Sour Saturday
Sambuca Sunday
Mumpsimus Monday
That means Xmas is getting close!!!
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