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@markfm Thanks for the care package! Getting ready to take Jules for her third radiation treatment. She's already having trouble with her throat after only 2 treatments. Tonight I'll be making a pot of creamed cauliflower soup, so she'll have something easier to swallow. I'll need to come up...

@angelphyre {{{HUGS}}}

Hello peepz! Sorry for being absent for so long. 2018 was not a good year for us. "Grown up" children acting like entitled teens really wore us down. But we survived. The wife was diagnosed with Lymphoma in Oct. She went through radiation treatments, then they found more. She starts another...

Congratz @liblue1 :)

You have to appreciate how badazz the Chinese are, making their language totally out of tattoo symbols.

A couple of elephants come upon a naked man. They stare at him for a while, then one says to the other... "I don't understand how he feeds himself with that".

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?” Son: “Yeah.” Detector: “Beep.“ Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.” Detector: “Beep.” Son: “Alright, I went for a beer...

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s all I...

My analyst tells me I'm unbelievably self critical. I really hate that part of myself...

So sorry to hear this.

That sucks, Mark. I find it so very wrong, to require the home owner to repair something on state property.

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral...

An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape," says the doctor afterward. "How do you do it?" "Well," says Mr. Smith, "I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the...

A judge tells the defendant, “You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer.” “You jerk!” yells a voice from 
the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” 
says the judge. “Jerrrrkkkk!” bellows the same man. “Sir,” says the judge, “one...

I’m writing my book in fifth person, so 
every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …”

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No sir... The floor’s still wet.”

Wow Mark, that truly bites. Puts my piddly little problems in perspective.

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach...