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Guy was walking in the rain the other day and got hit by lightning and dropped to the floor, woman who witness the incident ran to him and said.............. Are U OK :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. “Chief Two Eagles” asked one official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car hood. Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male...........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION...

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1. "Do what?" asked Blonde #2. "Send my lawn out to be mowed."

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1. "Do what?" asked Blonde #2. "Send my lawn out to be mowed."

The lady reporter:I am here to collect information on thepossible sources of Mad Cow Disease.Can you offer any reason for this disease? The farmer stared at the reporter and said Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):Well, sir, that's a new...

2 years ago I was fortunate enough to get a GGTS, since I used mostly 801's and 510's I was content with what I have. Recently though I saw the GGTS wiki and on the specs it says that the Rev 1 models have a 4-in-1 Connector allows to use 901, 510, 801 and 808D type atomisers and cartomisers...

Have you ever known anybody whose just too nice its annoying then you realize its annoying because they remind you of what your not that you'll never be as good as they are and then you think why can't I and before you know it that naive idiot you laugh at has made you a better person...

Just a photoshop rendition of what it might look like please excuse the crude rendition Sent an email to where you should pay when you order a Jonboy tank and suggested this to him my mistake was that I didn't send any photoshop rendition :-x:-x and also posted in the modders forum in the...

Just a photoshop rendition of what it might look like please excuse the crude rendition

Returning from recent G8 & NATO summit meetings, President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House…carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir.” Obama replied: "These are not pigs. They’re...

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned Laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- Make mental note to do more...

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime...

‎"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people, implying with bad jokes and anecdotes, that Loozianna Cajuns ain't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody who would build a city 5 feet below...

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

Words of Wisdom: If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it. Shooting Advice: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not to protect you. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. Never let someone or something that threatens you get...

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be...

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height of da flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and...