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  1. shorty70

    I need math heads...

    I'm dripping/tasting on a 510 atomizer, so three drips at a time (different juices), how long will a 30ml bottle last? Forever, right? I dunno, forgive me, as I have been drinking.:laugh::2cool::unsure:
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    A little different...bread.

    I know, a post on bread...you gotta be kidding me right, but I'm not. So you don't have to read a lot of bs, I'll skip straight to the subject. BUY Natures Own 'butterbread'. Nothing fake in it, and makes the best sammiches. Hot dog rolls and hamburger as well. This is the king of breads. You'll...
  3. shorty70

    Bewildered...

    While riding down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because ofthe large backpack of drugs...
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    Brain transplant??

    Brain Transplant! In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as...
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    Just funny...

    THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always...
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    #5 will make you cry...

    Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor Gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student And had breezed through the questions until I read The last one: "What is the first...
  7. shorty70

    Name That Place...

    Ok, so this is how it works- You post a picture of some place on the earth, a building, a famous landmark, whatever (make sure to get rid of coordinates!) then people guess where your satellite view is located or where the view is focused. First person to guess right, once confirmed by the...
  8. shorty70

    Pictures that made you...LOL

    :) If this hasn't been done before, anyway, I'll start with a couple:
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    Sorry for making you cry...

    YouTube - ‪I Fought For You By The Sound Tank‬‎ Strong video...America rocks!
  10. shorty70

    What happened ...

    Well, I lost the Trivia Contest during our church pot-luck dinner last night by 1 point! Not only did I get the last question wrong, but was immediately asked to leave. The question was: "Where do women have the curliest hair?" ...Apparently the correct...
  11. shorty70

    Lazy Sunday work...

    O.K. , so it's pretty hot out and if you're stuck at home, here's an easy chore. Use about a 1/2 cup baking soda and a cup or so of white vinegar. Pour the baking soda into your sink drains and follow it with the vinegar, close the stopper and let it sit (15 min.?), rinse with hot water...
  12. shorty70

    Anyone else 'the man of the house'?

    Fits where I am... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg :D:ohmy::laugh:
  13. shorty70

    Out of numbers tonight..

    But this was funny, from weeks back...lol http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/lounge/101804-more-numbers.htmlious
  14. shorty70

    A lovely poem. . .

    Clearly a well written and literary accomplishment. . .
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    Fridays numbers on Saturday...easy!

    No calculators on this one: take 1000 and add 40 to it. now add another 1000 now add 30. add antoher 1000. now add 20. now add another 1000. now add 10. what is the total?
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    Homeless mans funeral

    Received this e-mail: As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the East Texas back country. As I was not familiar with the...
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    Fridays puzzle

    :) Let's do something a little different. (I'm outta numbers). All of the answers are easy to find on google, so we are using the honor system. Let's see how many we can get! The first one is answered to get you started. 0 24 H in a D (24 hours in a day) 1 26 L of the A 2 7 D of the W 3 7 W...
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    Fridays numbers..

    What is the next number in this sequence, and why? 6, 6, 7, 9, 8, 6, ?
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    Does anyone watch Wipeout??

    Stuck inside because of the rain and would have never seen this show,,,but the commentators are hilarious..
  20. shorty70

    For you Patriots...and Zac Brown fans

    great song and video! Free by Zac Brown Band Thanks to all servicemen and women! God Bless! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKZ0XkLaJ9s