Bozzlite, it's obvious you haven't smoked analogs in a while, hahah $6.00 a pack? I was paying $9.00+ when I quit 3 weeks ago :-) my bank account thanks me!!
I found that using a turkey baster and forcing some vodka through them and then holding it over the sink and pumping air through them with the baster works really well, I am back up and running the next day since the vodka dries quicker than water. I have yet to have one fail on me... You can...
#2 for Sunday
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said, "Your ....'s getting huge. I bet it's bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife...
Interesting, I live in Berkshire county, seems like they are being pretty small minded about e-cigarettes, unfortunate because they could save millions of lives.
#2 for Saturday
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice...
So a middle aged woman goes into a plastic surgeons office. She tells the doctor that she wants to get a face lift to get rid of some of her wrinkles. The Dr. tells her, "I've got this great new procedure, we install this knob on top of your head and whenever you feel like you could use a face...
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