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[DLite]

lol you keep talking about bodies bending into pretzels and a few others along with AG will break their keyboards, extremely hard keystrokes

 

[AlmightyGod]

Don't talk about pretzels and bodies again or AG will self implode!!!!!! Yoga is amazing, it keeps the body young I am convinced.

You know me too well!
Ya beat me to it!

 

[AlmightyGod]

lol you keep talking about bodies bending into pretzels and a few others along with AG will break their keyboards, extremely hard keystrokes

Thanks D!

I hate being the only perve in the room.

 

[DLite]

Hey Ms. Bobbye how are ya tonight

 

[Raynen]

Oh my! And yes, Lady, I am, too, convinced that yoga keeps the body young! I feel and even sorta look 18 again! Actually, I'm more flexible now than I was 18 now that I think about it. It's all thanks to vaping, though! I would never have done yoga if I was a smoker still!

 

[Raynen]

Does that include cheesy pick-up lines?

Like:

Hey baby! Nice shoes. They'd look great laying on the floor by my bed!

I just sneezed, so yes, yes I am!

 

[DLite]

We all have to let it out every once in a while

 

[Levitas]

I let my inner perv out earlier... I am worn out now

 

[LadyLynx]

you better stop, Raynen, AG is having trouble breathing right now! I get pegged for way under 29 and I'm convinced it's yoga. Don't tell him about happy baby pose, he'll get all out of sorts.

 

[LadyLynx]

That sounds like a pedophile thing :S but the pose just seems .... inappropriate to me! Like ...come hither....

 

[Levitas]

Don't tell him about happy baby pose, he'll get all out of sorts.

 

[LadyLynx]

MAHAHAHHAAH! see??? while innocent in name it looks baaaad.

 

[DLite]

That looks painful I dont know how you yoga peoples do it

 

[AlmightyGod]

My only question:

Can you put both ankles behind your neck at the same time?

I know...that was totally out of line!

(Well, can you?)

 

[LadyLynx]

I have a lesbian yoga teacher from time to time, she likes happy baby a bit too much!

 

[DLite]

AG you need one of these

Anti Gravity Yoga

 

[LadyLynx]

not quite but I can do this one....

 

[LadyLynx]

um without being a dude........

 

[Levitas]

Win.

not quite but I can do this one....

Lose.

 

[DLite]

Good thing he's wearing something