100+ Most Annoying Things About Vaping

[beckyblue]

Seeing just how computer illiterate I am, time and again, on ECF, like when I've never heard of terms such as "scroll wheel" (but, don't worry, generic mutant, that's not one of the many offenses of which I'm guilty).

 

[generic mutant]

...that's not one of the many offenses of which I'm guilty).

That's a solid start. We'll have you hacking FreeBSD in no time...


<--- very much a denizen of the seat in front of his computer(s)

 

[beckyblue]

<--- very much a denizen of the seat in front of his computer(s)

*ahem* Folks who don't provide avis for my easily-amused viewing pleasure while I'm in that very seat, myself *ahem*...

(C'mon, by pointing at said invisible avi, you were just asking for that jab!)

 

[generic mutant]

Being both generic, and a mutant, pictorial representations of myself tend to cause perturbations in the quantum whatchamaflip and crash the internets.

Safer all round if we don't go there...

 

[generic mutant]

'Murica.

We need to have a talk.

Imperial measurements.

"Yeah, this new hybrid only weighs approximately twelve and five sixteenths of a standard lambs' kidney, and due to the innovative wicking system the juice can travel at up to five-score furlongs per fortnight!"

Please sort your lives out.

(on the plus side, I have a growing admiration for NASA. Little known fact: the Apollo rockets were actually only about 20% fuel by weight. The rest was conversion tables to give the pilots a fighting chance of figuring out where anything was and how fast it was moving...)


P.S. Get out of my seat! Seat thief! ;-)

 

[Kabooma]

It's probably already been said, but the two things that now annoy me most are-

1. When I run low on juice in my vivi nova, open up the top, refill, and every single time, it leaks thru the atomizer/carto(?) and gurgles, soaks the battery, etc.. Regardless of the fact that I did not spill or overfill it or in any way was sloppy with the refill. I've learned to just blow it out into a napkin when I refill, but that's anywhere from 3-10 drops of good juice wasted every time I fill up.

2. Smokers. They act interested in the vape, but when I tell them how much better it is than smoking, I get the response "I hear they might be bad for you"... and smoking tobacco isn't absolutely bad for you?!?!? Is the common IQ in this country really THAT low?

 

[HauntedMyst]

I'm sure these have been listed before but I'm too lazy to read though 24 pages so here goes:

Number 100+ Juice vendors who only put positive reviews of their juices on their sites. Guess what? It's illogical to think 100% of people who try your juice will give it 5 Stars so be real. Some well written negative reviews have value to your customers so they can better decide which juices will fit them best. If you are dishonest with your reviews, how can we expect you to be honest about what is in your juice?

Number 100++ Juice descriptions that make no sense or tell you nothing about what the juice is like. When I read things like "This juice will transport you to another dimension with its magical mix of mysterious flavors and subtle undertones with a kick of winter coolness" I generally just move on. For all I know, this is just mentholated stale tuna water. We all get your juice formulas are proprietary but but you can paint a broad stroke description that informs your customers what the juice is like without giving away the bank.

 

[generic mutant]

Just to let you know "mentholated stale tuna water" has been inducted into the "nasty juice descriptions hall of fame".

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...ion/416141-favorite-comparison-bad-juice.html



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'Colourful' vaping terminology.

I might be an English prude, but is it *really* necessary to name things that I'm potentially going to be sticking in or near my mouth 'condoms' or 'diapers'?

What's wrong with 'coat' or 'wrapper'? Are we so far gone, so prurient, that these words have faded into obscurity? I'd settle for 'bag' or 'sack'; you could get your cheap titillation, I could imagine innocent children skipping gleefully to school with their effects slung over their shoulders...

It's give and take here people.

 

[hottierockstar]

It's probably already been said, but the two things that now annoy me most are-

1. When I run low on juice in my vivi nova, open up the top, refill, and every single time, it leaks thru the atomizer/carto(?) and gurgles, soaks the battery, etc.. Regardless of the fact that I did not spill or overfill it or in any way was sloppy with the refill. I've learned to just blow it out into a napkin when I refill, but that's anywhere from 3-10 drops of good juice wasted every time I fill up.

2. Smokers. They act interested in the vape, but when I tell them how much better it is than smoking, I get the response "I hear they might be bad for you"... and smoking tobacco isn't absolutely bad for you?!?!? Is the common IQ in this country really THAT low?

1. that is one of the reasons i ditched them! LMAO
2. "i *puff* have *puff* one *puff* of *puff* those *puff puff puff*"

I'm sure these have been listed before but I'm too lazy to read though 24 pages so here goes:

Number 100++ Juice descriptions that make no sense or tell you nothing about what the juice is like. When I read things like "This juice will transport you to another dimension with its magical mix of mysterious flavors and subtle undertones with a kick of winter coolness" I generally just move on. For all I know, this is just mentholated stale tuna water. We all get your juice formulas are proprietary but but you can paint a broad stroke description that informs your customers what the juice is like without giving away the bank.

exactly! at least a hint...blueberry? cinnamon? coffee? something i know i don't like even if your mix is the greatest known to vapekind?!!
they can't be THAT proprietary since there are only a handful of flavor suppliers....except the tuna water...that is pretty common.

 

[IntelligentDesigner]

# Something) Having a tank I can clearly see thru, yet still not paying enough attention and vaping all the juice and getting a dry hit.

 

[daleron]

Finding something I like in a tank & forgetting what it was I put in there .... gotta start labeling those things again!

 

[The Ocelot]

Finding something I like in a tank & forgetting what it was I put in there .... gotta start labeling those things again!

I have one that even while vaping it I can't figure out what it is. Most of the time I write the name on blue making tape and wrap it around the tank. It's very chic when I forget to remove it and vape in front of people.

 

[Tebo]

1.coils heads being duds out the box
2.something wrong with your vapeing set up and you having to go through every nook an cranny of the device an tank to figure it out
2B.not having an ohm meter

 

[tingting44]

for me currently it is flooding"!

 

[Tripster]

Vaping hype along with potentially dangerous/costly advice...

 

[hottierockstar]

- vapor/vaper
vapor is what you are trying to produce/producing
vaper is a person that vapes

- vaping/vapeing
if to smoke is spelled smoking then to vape is vaping

- being this picky about spelling...

 

[hottierockstar]

- double posts

 

[Whosback]

Steeping without a time machine or knowing any body named Dr. Brown or Marty

 

[beckyblue]

- vapor/vaper
vapor is what you are trying to produce/producing
vaper is a person that vapes

- vaping/vapeing
if to smoke is spelled smoking then to vape is vaping

- being this picky about spelling...

[Off topic: You've got a kindred spirit in chelle, hottie; looky here - http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/outside/398462-grammar-nazi.html.]

 

[elwcom]

Mouth full of juice....
Dead battery and no spare....
Burnt taste it occasionally throws out...haha