Oh no she's NOT waiting for an egg!

I guess I wasn't very clear. She's waiting for POOP.

Ugh. Even if she's on the couch in the living room (OK, it's not that far away), if she hears a splat on the floor, she's on it like white on rice. Slurp-slurp-slurp! It's totally and utterly DISGUSTING, but it's the high point of her day, and at least it will go through. I'd rather have her eating chicken poop than wood. Wood doesn't digest, chicken poop does.

One $1500 surgery to unblock her intestines is enough.
You know there's chicken poop in dog kibble, don't you? I think cat food, too, but it might only be in the cheap brands. Anyway, it's listed as "poultry digest." That's the word for "chicken poop we added to your dog's food to increase the protein level." Yuk. But the dogs don't seem to mind.
~Lannie