15 million prize family chat
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I think they look beautiful, even without their leaves! It's a gorgeous view out your window. Lannie's, too! I love having trees around me.Wow! Beautiful! I love living pretty much in the woods with 0 asshats to be seenlol I always think the trees look like they feel sad in the winter without their leaves
She makes me tired. I just realized she's going to be 8 years old in April. That's old for a Pyr. And today is Jasper's 5th birthday. I just don't know where the time goes. But anyway, Kiara can't get around like she used to, so she's given herself the new responsibility of "watching the gate" to make sure no one stops or goes by slower than highway speed. Zipper, she of the tiny, microscopic brain, thinks Kiara is The Neighbor Dog, because there's a fence between them. So every time Kiara barks at the gate (and sometimes I think she's barking at invisible intruders
), Zipper goes nuts. I can't even let Zipper out for potty breaks because she can only run one brain cell at a time (she has three, but can't work them all together), and she fires up the "bark and run" brain cell and forgets about the "gotta potty" brain cell.Sometimes Kiara is evil and will get up from her place after Zipper has finally worn out her "bark and run" cell and initiated the "gotta potty" cell, and stalk menacingly down the driveway, growling viciously, which of course, causes the "gotta potty" brain cell to go back on standby, and the "bark and run" brain cell to reactivate. Which is EXACTLY the result Kiara was aiming for. She thinks the house dogs are inferior beings, and she likes to laugh at Zipper, especially. There are days when I wish we could just go on vacation somewhere with NO animals.
By the way, Zipper's other (3rd) brain cell is "must eat everything," in case anyone was wondering. I have learned my lesson with her: there's no such thing as a "free dog."
~Lannie
LOL! Karen, I just saw your new avatar!
That's just SO PERFECT!
Hey family, I aint dead, but beginning to wish I was, this week beginning to feel eternal. Tonight and tomorrow night and I get a night off, then back at it again
Oh and mike, welcome to the family, I is the other family hillbilly
Definitely the first option lolSo, you are saying The Family is good for your sleep? Or are you saying that we bored you so bad we knocked you out?
Where's the vape?
Woot! Family FTW!
That Balrog needs to get here alreeeeaaaaaaaddddyyyyyy! I'm so excited I might leave a puddle [emoji23] [emoji23]
Where's the vape?
Where's the vape?
No no no,go outside to do that
Ha! I'm glad you told us what that third brain cell is. I figured it would have something to do with food!She makes me tired. I just realized she's going to be 8 years old in April. That's old for a Pyr. And today is Jasper's 5th birthday. I just don't know where the time goes. But anyway, Kiara can't get around like she used to, so she's given herself the new responsibility of "watching the gate" to make sure no one stops or goes by slower than highway speed. Zipper, she of the tiny, microscopic brain, thinks Kiara is The Neighbor Dog, because there's a fence between them. So every time Kiara barks at the gate (and sometimes I think she's barking at invisible intruders
Sometimes Kiara is evil and will get up from her place after Zipper has finally worn out her "bark and run" cell and initiated the "gotta potty" cell, and stalk menacingly down the driveway, growling viciously, which of course, causes the "gotta potty" brain cell to go back on standby, and the "bark and run" brain cell to reactivate. Which is EXACTLY the result Kiara was aiming for. She thinks the house dogs are inferior beings, and she likes to laugh at Zipper, especially. There are days when I wish we could just go on vacation somewhere with NO animals.
By the way, Zipper's other (3rd) brain cell is "must eat everything," in case anyone was wondering. I have learned my lesson with her: there's no such thing as a "free dog."
~Lannie
LOL! Karen, I just saw your new avatar!
I wonder of she and Homer are long lost siblings? You just described him (and Lhattie!) to a T!
Kiara knows exactly what she's doing...and happy birthday to Jasper! Pyrs just crack me up!She makes me tired. I just realized she's going to be 8 years old in April. That's old for a Pyr. And today is Jasper's 5th birthday. I just don't know where the time goes. But anyway, Kiara can't get around like she used to, so she's given herself the new responsibility of "watching the gate" to make sure no one stops or goes by slower than highway speed. Zipper, she of the tiny, microscopic brain, thinks Kiara is The Neighbor Dog, because there's a fence between them. So every time Kiara barks at the gate (and sometimes I think she's barking at invisible intruders
Sometimes Kiara is evil and will get up from her place after Zipper has finally worn out her "bark and run" cell and initiated the "gotta potty" cell, and stalk menacingly down the driveway, growling viciously, which of course, causes the "gotta potty" brain cell to go back on standby, and the "bark and run" brain cell to reactivate. Which is EXACTLY the result Kiara was aiming for. She thinks the house dogs are inferior beings, and she likes to laugh at Zipper, especially. There are days when I wish we could just go on vacation somewhere with NO animals.
By the way, Zipper's other (3rd) brain cell is "must eat everything," in case anyone was wondering. I have learned my lesson with her: there's no such thing as a "free dog."
~Lannie
LOL! Karen, I just saw your new avatar!
Don't make me swat ya with a rolled up newspaper!
That is the sweetest thing!!! No one can resist a helpless baby kitty, apparently.
My cat Spot fostered 3 kittens starting a few days before she delivered her very first (and only) litter. She got out before we could get her spayed and got pregnant at just under a year old. My friend brought the tiny kitties over to see if I could get them to eat from a bottle (they were abandoned under her porch) and when Spot heard them crying she came in and laid down on her side and put her paw on my arm as if to say, "Here, let me try." I put one up to her and he started to suckle immediately and Spot started fussing over it (they were about a week old), so I put the other two up to her and she fed them, too. She cared for those babies as if they were her own, even after her bio kitties were born. It was the cutest thing, seeing these 5 tiny tabbies, two cream Siamese and one orange and white kitty with her. She was such a great cat.
Yay for a night off! I hope tonight and tomorrow night go quickly for you, brudder. We're keeping the home fires burning for ya!
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