True story for ya.....
When we lived in GA, Bad Ninja cut his hand on a piece if glass tubing, he came in the house white as a sheet and about to pass out. I calmly went to the bathroom and grab a maxi pad, cut it in half, then the duct tape

When I get back to the kitchen, he gives me an odd look, at this point he's down for whatever lol.
After I got done with duct tape combo and he had time to get something for pain in him, he realized that we must keep pads in the go bags for situations just like this.
The funny part was when he went to Walgreens to pick up the right supplies, he gets to the counter and the cashier asks if he just got back from the hospital. His reply, "yeah this is what you get when you don't have
insurance, duct tape and a maxi pad