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  1. dolphins35

    dolphins35 Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 22, 2012
    Spanaway, Wa
    In Lynden, Washington:
    Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
     
  2. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.

    For PIF
     
  3. DeviantDe

    DeviantDe Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 20, 2011
    Sunnyside, Wa
    more in washington

    You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

    People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

    It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.

    Anyone under the age of 18 must have parental permission to throw a tear gas canister.

    It’s illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts.

    You are not allowed to wear a life-jacket near the Spokane River

    In Seattle you can light someones house on fire as long as you have the owners permission.
     
  4. nathkiira

    nathkiira Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 27, 2012
    TN, USA
    Location: Memphis, Tennessee
    It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

    Location: Memphis, Tennessee
    It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
    This law still exists.

    Location: Tennessee
    If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
     
  5. akatina

    akatina Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 14, 2013
    Greenville, SC
    I volunteer to help enforce compliance with this law. As your duly elected pie-licitian I will confiscate and destroy all pie before it leaves the premises of any given diner. You know, for the children.

    :D
     
  6. levisdaddy

    levisdaddy Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 2, 2012
    tucson
    second time you have me me LoL in this thread. thanks
     
  7. cherrycakes

    cherrycakes Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 17, 2013
    Scranton, PA
    Pennsylvania:
    You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

    All liquor stores must be run by the state. YES REALLY

    Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required
    to hunt on your own land.

    No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. (Pittsburgh)

    You may not sing in the bathtub.

    It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
    However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

    A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. (crap you guys I'm going to jail!)
     
  8. morri

    morri ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 21, 2012
    Texas
    for Texas...

    "When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone."

    it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel and it's also illegal to milk another person's cow.

    “Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.”

    “It is illegal to sell Limburger Cheese on Sundays”
     
  9. Mich1370

    Mich1370 Super Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 6, 2011
    Barberton,Ohio
    Oh goodness! I am dying laughing at all these! I am gonna print these out and announce a winner tomorrow morning. Thank you guys so much for joining in and for the laughs!!!
     
  10. Plumes.91

    Plumes.91 Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 30, 2012
    United States
    Ew you need a hunting license to hunt on your OWN LAND in pittsburg??
    Thats so unconstitutional it almost brings tears to my eyes & i'm sure if I dwelled on it longer it WOULD?
    Thats HORRIBLE? Is anyone actively fighting that law at this time?
    you should NOT need a license to hunt your own land! That is COMPLETELY against the constitution.

    Anyways.. heres my wacky laws:

    1. In Florida, it is illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays.
    2. It is illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit
    3. It is illegal for men to wear strapless gowns
    4. It is technically illegal to skateboard on state owned sidewalks without a skateboard license from the state
    5. It is technically illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary
    6. You may not pass gas in a public space after 6pm
    7. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is explicitly illegal
    8. A hair salon, and the woman herself, can be fined, if the workers allow a woman to fall asleep under a hair dryer
    9. It is illegal for the doors of a public building to open inwards
    10. The Florida State constitution has a specific amendment that states pregnant pigs cannot be caged
    11. Up until 2012, it was illegal for doctors to ask their patients if they own firearms.
    12. It is illegal to break more than 3 porcelain dishes in 1 day, or chip more than 4 cups and/or saucers.

    These are all real laws on the books in Florida, or in some FL counties.
     
  11. Disconnect

    Disconnect Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 25, 2013
    Washington DC
    VA is the same way, and a few other places. (But you can sell beer/wine in the grocery store, which you can't do in most of MD.)
     
  12. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.

    For PIF
     
  13. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    It is illegal to wear sagging pants in Collinsville, IL.
     
  14. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    Cars may not be driven through the town.
     
  15. Manimal3497

    Manimal3497 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 1, 2013
    Springfield,IL
    Wish they did that in spfld. I live by a highschool n it just kills me the way they wear their pants around their dang knees
     
  16. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
     
  17. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    Evanston ILL

    Bowling is forbidden.
     
  18. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    Evanston ILL

    It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
     
  19. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    IL

    You must move your car back and forth everyday for 4 months out of the year regardless of weather conditions
     
  20. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    No person may keep a smelly dog.
     
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