This just popped into my head (going to try DIY juices for first time)...
TITLE: Superior vaping Court
CASE: People versus Joe Vaper
INTRO: Will the court please rise... honorable Judge D'Vaper presiding
Prosecution to Witness: "Please tell the court what you saw."
Witness: "The victim had left a bottle of e-juice sitting out and left the room."
Prosecution to Witness: "Can you describe the bottle?"
Witness: "Yes, it was Vapetasia Killer Kustard"
Prosecution to Witness: "Then what happened?"
Witness: "The defendant opened the bottle and put some drops from a small bottle into it"
Prosecution to Victim: "When did you notice something was different about the e-juice?"
Victim: "The bottle sat on a shelf for about a week, I had other juices I was vaping at the time"
Prosecution to Victim: "Please continue"
Victim: "After a week, I decided to try the e-juice."
Prosecution to Victim: "Did you notice anything different about the juice? Any unexpected smell or taste?"
Victim; "Yes, it was like a mix of strawberry, blueberry and raspberry"
Prosecution to Victim: "Did you notice any odd effects when you vaped it?"
Victim: "Yes It was wonderful! Like a totally different experience... way beyond a simple vanilla custard. I think I was drooling"
Prosecution to defendant: "Do you admit to tampering with the e-juice?"
Defendant; "Yes, but I meant no harm... it was going to be a surprise"
Prosecution: "Prosecution rests"
Judge D'Vaper: "Has the jury reached a verdict?"
Jury: "Yes your honor, we find the defendant guilty!"
Judge D'Vaper: "Joe Vpaer, I sentence you to 100 hours of community service at a certified -e-juice lab"
INTERVIEW WITH JOE VAPER AFTER SERVING COMMUNITY SERVICE:
Interviewer to Joe Vaper: "Did you learn anything from your community service?"
Joe Vaper: "Yes, that so much more can be done with e-juice flavor concentrates than simply adding to premade juice"
Interviewer to Joe Vaper: "Is the anything you would like to say?"
Joe Vaper: "Yes, I would like to thank TFA (the flavor apprentice) for offering such a wonderful variety of flavor concentrates"
I'd like to post this on one of the forums... which on do you recommend?
TITLE: Superior vaping Court
CASE: People versus Joe Vaper
INTRO: Will the court please rise... honorable Judge D'Vaper presiding
Prosecution to Witness: "Please tell the court what you saw."
Witness: "The victim had left a bottle of e-juice sitting out and left the room."
Prosecution to Witness: "Can you describe the bottle?"
Witness: "Yes, it was Vapetasia Killer Kustard"
Prosecution to Witness: "Then what happened?"
Witness: "The defendant opened the bottle and put some drops from a small bottle into it"
Prosecution to Victim: "When did you notice something was different about the e-juice?"
Victim: "The bottle sat on a shelf for about a week, I had other juices I was vaping at the time"
Prosecution to Victim: "Please continue"
Victim: "After a week, I decided to try the e-juice."
Prosecution to Victim: "Did you notice anything different about the juice? Any unexpected smell or taste?"
Victim; "Yes, it was like a mix of strawberry, blueberry and raspberry"
Prosecution to Victim: "Did you notice any odd effects when you vaped it?"
Victim: "Yes It was wonderful! Like a totally different experience... way beyond a simple vanilla custard. I think I was drooling"
Prosecution to defendant: "Do you admit to tampering with the e-juice?"
Defendant; "Yes, but I meant no harm... it was going to be a surprise"
Prosecution: "Prosecution rests"
Judge D'Vaper: "Has the jury reached a verdict?"
Jury: "Yes your honor, we find the defendant guilty!"
Judge D'Vaper: "Joe Vpaer, I sentence you to 100 hours of community service at a certified -e-juice lab"
INTERVIEW WITH JOE VAPER AFTER SERVING COMMUNITY SERVICE:
Interviewer to Joe Vaper: "Did you learn anything from your community service?"
Joe Vaper: "Yes, that so much more can be done with e-juice flavor concentrates than simply adding to premade juice"
Interviewer to Joe Vaper: "Is the anything you would like to say?"
Joe Vaper: "Yes, I would like to thank TFA (the flavor apprentice) for offering such a wonderful variety of flavor concentrates"
I'd like to post this on one of the forums... which on do you recommend?
