Actually you don't qualify for a badge. THe "Badge" is only given to new Reonauts that have purchased their first Reo and have posted a photograph of said Reo. If I were to be giving badges to all the Reonauts thats all I would be doing 24/7. Social services would find me unbathed with 2 inch finger nails, a
beard bigger than Dennis's and looking like Nick Nolte's mug shot. See below:
Even I can't go down that long, lonesome road and I've been to some pretty dark places but thats another story best told another time and around a fire with smores.
I digress, sorry.
Anyway here's what I'll do for you my friend. There's only two of these in existence. They are so rare that the most interesting man in the world doesn't own one. I have both of them. They were a gift passed down from my great grandfather, to grandfather, to father, to me. I won't tell the suffering these men went
through to pass them on to me. Here's a pic of me getting one of the two.
So, no you don't get a badge but I hope this will take its place. I know a really, really good place to keep it if you are ever captured by the Provarati hooligans.
Yes, the rare Reo Secret Decoder Ring.
Garbage pickup is Wednesday in Reoville.