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A Smile for you

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Mary Kay

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Today's Inspirational Lesson

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Never, EVER irritate a woman who can operate a backhoe...

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Thus endeth the lesson.



Women are Angels...And when someone breaks our wings...We simply continue to fly....on a broomstick...We are flexible like that...
 
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Mary Kay

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A Real Man


A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.


He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible.
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No wait... sorry...
I'm thinking of wine.


It’s wine that does all that.

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Never mind.


 
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