A Smile for you
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OK. sorry about that.
I missed it! LOL
Sleepy were you getting wild in here?
I always miss the good stuff
Sleepy were you getting wild in here?
I always miss the good stuff
Jean is a wild woman! Next thing you know, she will be taking off her girdle and wearing leather!! 
Girdle???????
I dont much like wine, I will take a colorado bulldog please and thank you
I dont much like wine, I will take a colorado bulldog please and thank you
Adam and Eve
T'was in the garden of Eden the Lord called out to Adam and Eve. Surprised that the Lord had one gift for each of them, Adam jumped up and down, with excitement.
'What is it? What do you have for me?' Adam cried out happily.
'Well', said the Lord, 'not so fast Adam. I have two gifts...one for you and one for Eve. You'll have to decide together who gets theirs first.'
Eve, seeing how Adam was unable to contain his excitement, very calmly said, 'Adam, you go first.'
'Whoooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' Adam continued to jumping in excitement. 'What do you have for me, Lord?' he asked.
The Lord said, 'Well, Adam, not so fast....I have two gifts but you can only pick one. You'll have to decide which one you want.'
'Ok, Lord.' said Adam. What's the first one?'
The Lord held up a bag and looked inside....'the first one, Adam, is the ability to pee standing up and the sec---'
'Whooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll take it!!!!!!!!' Adam shouted with excuberance.
'But, Adam, don't you want to know what the second one is?' asked the Lord.
'No, Lord. There can be nothing better in the world than THAT gift!!!'
'Ok,' the Lord said and gave Adam his gift.
'Thank you, Lord,' Adam said as he proceeded to try it out, showing it off to Eve, then ran off throughout the garden.
Eve stood alone before the Lord, 'Is there anything left for me,' she asked.
'Of course,' the Lord said. 'I had two gifts - one for you and one for Adam.'
There was a brief silence and, Adam could still be heard in the distance.
'What's the other gift, Lord?' asked Eve.
'Brains', said the Lord.
T'was in the garden of Eden the Lord called out to Adam and Eve. Surprised that the Lord had one gift for each of them, Adam jumped up and down, with excitement.
'What is it? What do you have for me?' Adam cried out happily.
'Well', said the Lord, 'not so fast Adam. I have two gifts...one for you and one for Eve. You'll have to decide together who gets theirs first.'
Eve, seeing how Adam was unable to contain his excitement, very calmly said, 'Adam, you go first.'
'Whoooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' Adam continued to jumping in excitement. 'What do you have for me, Lord?' he asked.
The Lord said, 'Well, Adam, not so fast....I have two gifts but you can only pick one. You'll have to decide which one you want.'
'Ok, Lord.' said Adam. What's the first one?'
The Lord held up a bag and looked inside....'the first one, Adam, is the ability to pee standing up and the sec---'
'Whooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll take it!!!!!!!!' Adam shouted with excuberance.
'But, Adam, don't you want to know what the second one is?' asked the Lord.
'No, Lord. There can be nothing better in the world than THAT gift!!!'
'Ok,' the Lord said and gave Adam his gift.
'Thank you, Lord,' Adam said as he proceeded to try it out, showing it off to Eve, then ran off throughout the garden.
Eve stood alone before the Lord, 'Is there anything left for me,' she asked.
'Of course,' the Lord said. 'I had two gifts - one for you and one for Adam.'
There was a brief silence and, Adam could still be heard in the distance.
'What's the other gift, Lord?' asked Eve.
'Brains', said the Lord.
When my boys were little (3 of them) I put Cheerios in the toilet and let them target practice!
O Look what a great idea, wish I would have thought of something that clever when my boys were small and going all over the toilet 
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Yes MK! but also a splash of cream too
Wow that was an awesome joke!
Glad you liked it, KP. I had promised MK I'd post it...been so long, I nearly forgot it!
Poor MK.....just one for me?
I'd like a double of a FLA tropical frosty tequila with a cherry ontop, please? (I'd ask for the umbrella but, that could be over-doing it)
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