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Fudgey

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Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses/middle schoolers).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.


There are teachers.. . . and then there are educators.

That is hillarious :lol::lol:



Classy I can't see yours here at work :(
 

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It's been a REALLY long time since I've had anything from McDonald's and
was stricken by a sudden craving for some greasy empty calories. So,
I hopped into the car and went to the closest mall. Figured I could
do some shopping for a few new Spring and Summer shirts.

Not the best thing to do today... kids all over the place due to Spring
Break... mobbed. But with my nostrils full of the scent of THOSE fries,
I just got into line.

I told the cashier what I wanted and then pulled out my wallet. As I was
pulling the cash out, a dollar bill fell out and landed on the floor. Before I
even had a chance to react, a little rugrat runs up and grabs it. So I say,
"Ummm, I dropped that. May I have it back?" The kid SCREAMS "NO!" at
the top of his lungs! Then the mother comes up wanting to know what
the problem was. I told her what happened and I wanted MY dollar
back. She looks at me and says, "And who do you think you ARE,
anyway?... George Washington?" The kid and she both laugh and go back
to their booth.

OK, like, whatever. A buck.

The order was filled and I took the tray of fatty goodness to the nearest
booth that had a good view of Bonnie and Clyde, The Mom and Son
Edition. After a bit of glaring, I think she began to feel uncomfortable.
They picked up their trays and walked toward the exit.

It was then I noticed she left behind a big bag from one of the big stores
at the mall. I quickly went over, grabbed the bag, and went back to my booth.

A few moments later, they come back in and the mom is looking in the
booth, on the floor and all over. I just watched and grinned... then she
saw me. She comes over and sees that I have her bag next to me on the
seat. She demands, "Give me back my bag!"

And I say to her, "And who do you think YOU are, anyway?... J.C.
Penney?" Her face gets all screwed up and red. Then she just turns and
walks away!

Thought I'd share a lunchtime adventure!!!
 
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