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A Smile for you

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Fudgey

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Ok, I go away for a while, and dangit, they're making fun of me!

Poor Lisa....:(:laugh:

That's what ya get for cattin' around !!!!!



LOL ! Sure does have the same color as your avi !

:lol::lol:

My mother, father, and grandfather(who lived with us.) All snored so loud I could never sleep! I took cigarette butts from their ashtrays and used them for ear plugs.:blink:

I was just a little kid. Sounds gross now!:facepalm:

Ummmm....eeeeewwww....LOL

Get some sleep woman!!!
 

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My mother, father, and grandfather(who lived with us.) All snored so loud I could never sleep! I took cigarette butts from their ashtrays and used them for ear plugs.:blink:

That is too funny suddenly. At least you were resourceful as a child, lol.

I ate mine the next day.:p All 3 times.:blink::blush::laugh:

Three times? Wow you must lead an adventurous life! You're a hoot!

I know. I hated vacations. I tried sleeping in the bathtub ( do not do this) but it just made it louder.:(

Yeah, I know about the bathtub. When I was in my 20's, I had chronic high pressure behind my right eyeball, and I was under doctor's care for glaucoma watch. The dr and I tried a little experiment - I smoked a little of the medicinal stuff, ahem. One time after I had finished, I heard a gunshot close to me, I got paranoid and ran and tried to hide in the bathtub, lol. The police came and knocked on my door to evacuate me with bullet-proof garb. My neighbor had gone nuts and was firing a shotgun in his apartment (next to mine). I felt a little uncomfortable that I was all jacked up and giggling. They said nothing, but just got me safely out. That was pretty embarrassing. To end the story, the experiment worked - the pressure behind my eyeball went back to normal, and I've never had a problem since.
 

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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies.. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
 
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