Yeah, don't I know it! I lived in the Chicago suburbs for 20 years. Reminds me a lot of 270 at rush hour (except for the pedestrians - lol).
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That was just weird..all those people in the street crossing willy nilly! No blinkers..except on the horses. There was even one car that all but chased down a pedestrian!
Honestly Mary Kay!
I can't see through the tears, and I can't catch my breath for laughing so hard!
The bad news is that Mike hasn't changed a bit! The only difference is that he is slower now so I can remove some of the junk from the cart before he gets to the register! LOL
Glad you liked it. BTW we are talking about a thing I wrote about Mike..located on the first page of this thread.
Glad you liked it. BTW we are talking about a thing I wrote about Mike..located on the first page of this thread.
Mary Kay wrote this, but it is way back in the thread. I wanted to bring it forward a bit. It merits being seen again!
Top five reasons to kill Hubby!
I wrote this a couple years back for My Brother-In-Law because he loves it when I pick on his big brother. Mary
Mary Kay wrote this:
Top 5 reason why I am going to Kill Mike:
5. He goes to the grocery store with me now that he is retired ...ugh. I come back with twice as much as I went for, none of which is good for you!
4. He now thinks we need to be joined at the hip, my hips are big enough as is, thank you! Too much of this married stuff will get us a divorce.
3. He has decided my kitchen is an all-day diner. I am used to one meal a day and a snack in the morning. I ran out of new ideas for food prep weeks ago!
. I can't get anything done; he wants me to work in the yard with him. Or at least supervise and when we are in the house, he is napping and doesn't want to be awakened. I'll give him awakened. Permanently!
1. We went to Home Depot today. Mike had a list; Mike has a list for everything. Anyway, we made our first stop for a pump sprayer to use to spray ant beds. Fine so far. Then we were off to find some replacement screws for my kitchen chairs, they keep coming off for some reason. We also got some lock tight so that they would stay put. After about an hour of comparing screws to everyone on the wall (and of course he won't ask for help) we found some. Next on his list were mower blade replacements and a drive belt. Now we were one isle over from them when we got the pump sprayer, before we walked to the other end of the store for screws. Of course, we couldn't figure out which ones we needed because there was no converter chart from Home Depot brand to Craftsman. By this time, I was ready to scream. That's when I made the mistake of asking what else was on his list. You got it... a washer for the sink that was 1 isle over from the screws, all the way across the store again! Did I mention that we had to go to the mower shop ACROSS town for the blades and belts? The same place I told him to go in the first place! (?)
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I am married to MONK! Who knew? He has to follow the list as written, no skipping around. Just wait Mr. Monk until I tell you I don't feel well and would you please go to the grocery store for me. I have the location of everything memorized. My list will send you from frozen to bakery to health and beauty to fresh veggies and back to frozen. That should wear your oc/ar .... out!
If you would, please, start saving up the bail money now.
TIA (Thanks in advance)
Mary
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