And if anyone thought I was being a jerk

[K-Sound Krew]

Well I can't think of anyone who would think I'm a jerk because I am awesome

But I'll tell you who is a jerk, my wife!!!

She gets to travel all the time, most of the time it's someplace sucky and in a sucky hotel, she always asks me to go and I say no

She's been to Bermuda a few times for her work, I never went because I was either busy or I didn't like the hotel
(I'm picky about the hotel especially since I would be by myself all day while she was with the client)
But I looked up the hotel this time and here is the pic

I was psyched, I said hell yeah I'm going
After nagging me for 2 weeks to get my ticket, I finally was booking it, called her up to ask what seat# she had, she tells me I am not allowed to go anymore


So now she is leaving in the morning and I have to stay in suck ... MA

 

[LaceyUnderall]

If I were you, I would lay around in my boxers all week, vape on my ecig and trash the house. That will learn her!

 

[Trumpybloke]

Its Ok Krew ... I KNOW you are a jerk .... he he he

But hell even a jerk needs a holiday ... I can feel the frustration lol looks great , wifey will be accommodated in style .... perhaps you can get a job there as a cabin boy???

 

[K-Sound Krew]

I do that any way,
well not exactly

I like to vape while going commando
8-o

 

[Phalse]

"a client" , in the tropics, with mixed drinks, full body massages, sounds lame.

 

[K-Sound Krew]

"a client" , in the tropics, with mixed drinks, full body massages, sounds lame.

I think I know where your going with this scenario, and yes I’ve ran it a thousand times in my head

Only it was me drinking delicious Island rum tropical drinks, while happily enjoying my new e-smoking devices and assorted flavored liquids

And the ones giving the massage were beautiful Island girls (3 of them to be exact) who always gave a smile and a happy ending

(I have no idea what girls look like in Bermuda, so right now my fantasy has that fuzzy blotch over the masseuses face like in that show cops, but I’m sure it would still be awesome)

 

[Wildsky]

Damn, if I was your wife I would have said the same thing!

 

[K-Sound Krew]

Damn, if I was your wife I would have said the same thing!

If you were my wife I would say you couldn't go either because you need to take care of the chickens


Hold on
What am I saying, you could never be my wife
I am so out of your league

 

[taukimada]

its all good k... you can come visit me instead...we'll go hang out at karaoke and i'll introduce you to the "manbearpig" unibrow guy

 

[K-Sound Krew]

Are you supa cereal?
I have the week off

 

[taukimada]

mebbe we could get shimmy and wild to join

i know they wanna meet unibrow

 

[K-Sound Krew]

I also got this whole other issue
Ya see, I thought I was going to a tropical location so I started to prepare
(manscaping)

When the bottle of liquid hair removal tells you to avoid your perianal region.....
LISTEN!!!

 

[BARENETTED]

K Sound

Sorry - I am ROTFLOL.

Maybe she never wanted you to go in the first place and now you surprised her! lol

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

When the bottle of liquid hair removal tells you to avoid your perianal region.....
LISTEN!!!

I feel your pain . . . . .











Not really, I'm too busy ROTF

 

[K-Sound Krew]

Well if you must know the full story, her old boss was let go and they brought someone new in from the Las Vegas branch
Apparently this lady is a ..... with a capital C, and wifey was afraid that I would embarrass her in front of the new boss

Can you believe that? Me? An embarrassment??

I had a simple plan, wake up in the morning, and give her a hug and a kiss as she left for work
And then once she left I would start getting tanked on whisky and rum all day while enjoying the beach

Now how could I possibly be embarrassing to her in front of her new boss?

The nerve
Hmph…

 

[BARENETTED]

you are killing me!
'..... with a capital c' - first i ever heard that one.

 

[taukimada]

means she Cant Understand Normal Thinking

 

[GermanGoodness]

Well I can't think of anyone who would think I'm a jerk because I am awesome

But I'll tell you who is a jerk, my wife!!!

She gets to travel all the time, most of the time it's someplace sucky and in a sucky hotel, she always asks me to go and I say no

She's been to Bermuda a few times for her work, I never went because I was either busy or I didn't like the hotel
(I'm picky about the hotel especially since I would be by myself all day while she was with the client)
But I looked up the hotel this time and here is the pic

I was psyched, I said hell yeah I'm going
After nagging me for 2 weeks to get my ticket, I finally was booking it, called her up to ask what seat# she had, she tells me I am not allowed to go anymore


So now she is leaving in the morning and I have to stay in suck ... MA

I am so jealous!!! I travel and have to stay in sucky places all the time. Never any place fun like Bermuda. Oh hell - never any place fun!

 

[GermanGoodness]

its all good k... you can come visit me instead...we'll go hang out at karaoke and i'll introduce you to the "manbearpig" unibrow guy

Karaoke? Woot!


But please don't bring manbearpig unibrow guy..

 

[The Wiz]

Well I can't think of anyone who would think I'm a jerk because I am awesome

But I'll tell you who is a jerk, my wife!!!

She gets to travel all the time, most of the time it's someplace sucky and in a sucky hotel, she always asks me to go and I say no

She's been to Bermuda a few times for her work, I never went because I was either busy or I didn't like the hotel
(I'm picky about the hotel especially since I would be by myself all day while she was with the client)
But I looked up the hotel this time and here is the pic

I was psyched, I said hell yeah I'm going
After nagging me for 2 weeks to get my ticket, I finally was booking it, called her up to ask what seat# she had, she tells me I am not allowed to go anymore


So now she is leaving in the morning and I have to stay in suck ... MA

K-Sound my friend...I cordially invite you to spend a week in The Emerald City as my guest....Plenty of Munchkins here for you to ViolateThe Wiz!