Another Story Contest!

[Uncle]

When all of a sudden the car in the ditch - EXPLODED ! ! ! ! Sending Agent Maxwell, Shane, & Chrissy Flying across the roadway . . . And "Billie Bob" was still handcuffed to the steering wheel . . .

 

[FranC]

Agent Maxwell ran to the car to try to save Billie Bob but the flames were too hot.

 

[jac1766]

Nooooooooooooo!
Shane wailed in horror as the flames roared through the shattered windows, their tongues licking lavisciously at the acrid smoke rising heavenward. Tears streaming down his cheeks, Shane rushed at the inferno. "Billie! Noooo! Billie! You fxxxing ....... you killed her! Billie!!!!" Agent Maxwell tackled him before he reached the pyre.
"Shane! Stop!... it's too late...she's gone" he said, trying to calm the grief stricken red-neck.
Suddenly Agent Maxwell found himself on his back being pummeled, somewhat ineffectively. "You... killed... my.. sister!" Shane blubbered between weakened flailings.
The agent was relieved when Chrissy grabbed the suffering man off of him, cradling him, absorbing his racking sobs into her ample bosom.
As the flames began to recede, along with with the exhausted Shane's hiccuping sobs, Agent Maxwell peered into the smouldering remains, shocked to see no figure inside...


(Uncle, I know you want her dead, but..........;-) )

 

[Uncle]

Agaent Maxwell - Turns to Shane & Chrissy stunned . . . Trying to catch his breath he tells them that he does not see Billie Bob's body . . . That No One is in burnt out shell of what was the Car . . . When all at once they hear and saw "Miss Agnes Crawford" taking off with "Billie Bob" sitting in the passanger seat waving back at all three of them . . . Shane is totally amazed at what he sees and turns to Agent Maxwell now laughing hesterically . . . Because who should he see - but it was "Billie Bob" & "Shane's" Great Grand-Ma/Aunt that was driving the SUV . . .


(BTW: Nope not tryin' to kill her off, but to stir-up the story and get it moving along - by giving the post more substance too . . . AND - More importantly, finally get Shane away from her and back with Chrissy instead of the all this foolishness . . . )

 

[FranC]

Now it is Agent Maxwell who's totally shocked as he calls in for rescue.

 

[Heden Aklowd]

But he miss dials and gets the Butterball Turkey Tip line instead.

 

[Zee2006]

"Butterball tip line, here to help you stuff the perfect turkey. How may we help you?"

"Oh sorry mam'a I've dialed the wrong number" Agent Maxwell, quickly hangs up and re-dials the station.

 

[clnire]

He gets another wrong number. The call is answered by "Rick's Funeral Home, people are just dying to get in here!".

(Ok, I know it's bad, but hey! it's a fun story....)

 

[FranC]

Third call is the charm,he finally gets the station.

 

[somejerk]

By the time backup arrived it was too late to hunt billie bob down. she was simply "gone". law enforcement would work on the case until they deemed it unnecessary. Shane was relieved to finally get home with Chrissy after giving statements at the police station all day.

 

[FranC]

On one hand Shane was hoping Billie Bob would get caught and on the other he was hoping she'd get away.

 

[Uncle]

Far - Far - FAR AWAY . . .

 

[clnire]

but on the other hand, if she got caught, what would he do? His sister! What COULD he do? He grabbed Chrissy and just held her tight, tears streaming down his cheeks. What next?

 

[FranC]

Never to be seen again by Shane.

 

[somejerk]

The next day went much more smoothly. He drove to one stop DIY shop and finally got the supplies he had worked so hard to get.

 

[FranC]

All the while expecting to see Billie Bob around every corner

 

[djezewski]

After all Billie Bob vapes too so he is bound to see her at one of the local B&M's.

(just 300+ posts to go)

 

[FranC]

Shane really doesn't know if he wants to see Billie Bob again. He loves his sister but sh'e been nothing but trouble.

 

[djezewski]

In the meantime Agent Maxwell put an all points bulletin at ever county line in the state for Chrissy.

 

[Uncle]

Later that same day he realizes - WHAT A FOOL HE WAS . . .

The APB was supposed to be for . . . "Billie Bob" - Shane's "Sister/Cousin" and his "Great Grand-Ma/Aunt" - "Miss Agnes Crawford" who took off in Agent Maxwell's BLACK SUV . . .

AND - Not. . . Shane's Wife - "Chrissy" . . .

SO - Agent Maxwell had to start the "Manhunt" all over . . .