Any new battery rituals?

[Butters78]

I like to sing dancing queen to mine while doing the cha cha slide.

 

[Ryedan]

I like to sing dancing queen to mine while doing the cha cha slide.

I sang to one of mine once. It vented. If you ever heard me sing you would know why. I don't do that anymore.

 

[SissySpike]

I used to sacrifice a goat before charging a battery for the first time. It was to gain those extra 40 charge cycles.

However, I have since learned that simply shaving the goat works exactly the same way.

This is much easier on the goats plus you get some nice sweaters out of the deal to!

 

[Coastal Cowboy]

I like to sing dancing queen to mine while doing the cha cha slide.

Good. Got.... $#%^& it took me weeks to get that stoopid song out of my head and now you've gone and done it again.

 

[fourtytwo]

This is much easier on the goats plus you get some nice sweaters out of the deal to!

But no goat stew... Yummy!

Good. Got.... $#%^& it took me weeks to get that stoopid song out of my head and now you've gone and done it again.

I hear ya. My wife thinks Mama Mia is the best show ever... I had to go with her to see it 3 times.

 

[SissySpike]

But no goat stew... Yummy!

Rosted Goat if a pretty good meal

I hear ya. My wife thinks Mama Mia is the best show ever... I had to go with her to see it 3 times.

 

[Coastal Cowboy]

Where's the "off with his head" button?

 

[Mike Sheda]

Does it taste like chicken?

Does anyone recall we were once giving out legitimate advice in this thread?

Does anyone recall what the hell this thread topic was? lol

SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!







um... SQUIRREL!

 

[SissySpike]

Does it taste like chicken?

Does anyone recall we were once giving out legitimate advice in this thread?

Does anyone recall what the hell this thread topic was? lol

If I remember right the topic was something about satanic worship and marinated pork chops

EDIT: And Starbucks

 

[Vapo Marx]

I hear ya. My wife thinks Mama Mia is the best show ever... I had to go with her to see it 3 times.

I...
would...
slit...
my...
wrists.

 

[Rickajho]

I wrap my charger in bacon. I read on the internets that it's safer than a charging bag. And if the charger blows you have a tasty snack.

 

[Denrock316]

I use mine till the light blinks at me. Then I put it on the charger till the charger light turns green. take it off charger put aside till needed. Been doing this for awhile. My eGo batteries still last me roughly 12hrs chain vaping about 5-6ml a day. Not really much to it. After almost a month I have seen zero drop off in time they last or performance other than clogged up atomizers.

 

[Mike Sheda]

I'm wondering if the OP meant are there any rituals for batteries that he just started using? Or any new rituals for batteries (besides all these usual ones that we have listed?)

I still like the full moon rubber chicken ritual myself, but them I'm old school...