I never win a fight with my wife. I usually catch a glimpse of cleavage and forget what I was saying.....FAIL!
well..........der How do you think we win all those fights? giggle
Here is a small hint for you guys........lord knows you need one.......
If your wife is angry and she leaves to do any of the below...... you cannot win. give up now.
1. reapply lipstick, or any other makeup
2. change into something more comfortable .......or just change into any other clothing.........<hint cleavage
3. if when she reappears, you suddenly smell her perfume..... <hint....she did not have it on before
4. brush her hair or in any way make herself more "comely"
you are dead......can't win. quit while you are behind...... you'll just dig the hole deeper.
Hint> when is the last time your wife picked a fight with you with her hair in curlers and cold cream on her face?
point made.
The indians did not call it warpaint for nothing.