"Are you sucking on that new poison?"

[ZCAR1]

I was vaping at the bar of my neighborhood pub and a rude dude ordering a drink next to me says:
"Are you sucking on that new poison?" I was taken aback and replied:
"Yeah, and you're getting second-hand vanilla."
He forced a "hee hee", then went silent.

I wished I had a better come-back for the ahole. Any suggestions?

 

[Ridilen]

Without being rude I think you gave a great answer. Obviously he doesn't understand and with an attitude like that doesn't want to. And you got him to shut up with one comment.

Bravo.

 

[PLANofMAN]

Electronic Cigarettes vs. Nicorette Quickmist » The Electronic Cigarette Buyers Guide
Directing a person to this comparison between E-cigs and the FDA "approved" Nicorette Quickmist should expose the gaping holes in the vaping "poison" argument.

 

[PLANofMAN]

double post

 

[Alac]

I wished I had a better come-back for the ahole. Any suggestions?

I wouldn't say poison, your cologne doesn't smell THAT bad.

 

[DetraMental]

Yeah, he apparently worked real hard on that one-liner but didn't bother researching squat. What do ya do, explain it to em or just use silence? I like the latter since bone-heads don't normally comprehend new information real well.

 

[Just Me]

I was vaping at the bar of my neighborhood pub and a rude dude ordering a drink next to me says:
"Are you sucking on that new poison?" I was taken aback and replied:
"Yeah, and you're getting second-hand vanilla."
He forced a "hee hee", then went silent.

I wished I had a better come-back for the ahole. Any suggestions?

Love it, can't think of a better come-back myself, congrats!

 

[mistike]

That was a pretty great come-back.

I would probably have just said "yep" and turned away. But I like your version

 

[Scaralouche]

If you have played Mass Effect:

Paragon answer: "Yup, keeps my blood from freezing in the winter!"

Renegade answer: "You know, you have a point. It must be hard to find a hat that fits it right" (Then get ready to fight)

 

[exnihilo]

"Yup. Couldn't get into the whole sucking ...... Like you have." Them grab your crotch and walk away, quickly, unless you enjoy fighting.

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[TomGeorge]

"Alcohol isnt new..." would have been my response

 

[skoony]

i am sure his liver thought you were funny.

regards
mike

 

[ej1024]

That's why I don't vape outside my house...
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[WharfRat1976]

2nd hand Vanilla...I think that is the diff notice answer...well bowled, sir.

 

[Amraann]

Op, I think your reply was perfect!

 

[Rapture]

Second hand vanilla lol. I thought that sounded good.

 

[crxess]

Yea:

Damn, you just had to open your mouth and remove ALL DOUBT............

 

[Auntie Mame]

Can think of of a few.

"Absolutely not! This is my *insert insulting descriptive word here* detector. Vapor streams from it whenever one comes within a 3 feet of me."

"Poison? Poison is so last year!"

"Are you a representative of the stick your nose in others business league?"

"I'll have you know this is the newest device available today to treat vanilla deficiency . You should pay more attention to the news!"

 

[oxygen thief]

you did good. i would have ignored him completely. or maybe have told him that your endurance is ten times better and your wife really digs that. RUN!!

 

[TraceyS]

I loved your response Within five minutes of visiting my mother in law she told me I smelled of tobacco and knew I had said I quit smoking almost two years ago....didn't bother me....I left and had my own vacation...she was smelling snicker doodle cookies lol

Tracey