Atomic Nuclear Atomizer and Frenh Propaganda

[VIVAP2]

I was selling my services to a smoker. When the deal was done, I told him about e-cigs. He said he saw a report on TV saying the liquid is vaporized trhu an atomizer. This is an atomic reaction. You are inhaling nuclear particles. This must be as toxic as tobacco smoke. And I learned there is mercury in the battery. I prefer quit completely.

I said that's the best. Quit. (didn't want to argue with so much agressive ignorance)

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So back home, I search information about nuclear atomic e-cigs and found nothing except this gray-semi-true article of propaganda:
(sorry, it's written in french)

http://www.paperblog.fr/4182879/dnf-une-nouvelle-etude-denonce-la-dangerosite-de-la-e-cigarette/

And if you scroll down, you find a link with a gross anti-smoking picture. Apparently, you can't upload it on this forum. "It has been banned". It can be seen on this link:

http://www.paperblog.fr/2997958/la-campagne-controversee-de-dnf-aurait-eu-un-effet-positif/

 

[VIVAP2]

- bugs fixed -

 

[chagrin]

HAH. Atomic reaction, nuclear particles .. uh huh.

I can't argue with the article much though, while uninformed and biased it's just saying that there isn't much safety information or quality control - which there isn't. Unless I'm missing something.

Here's a translated url; Translated article with google translate.

 

[X P3 Flight Engineer]

An atomizer is also a device used to "spritz" or spray perfume!

But, Hey, nuclear power should improve the life of the batteries! Lol

 

[farmer_bric]

An atomizer is also a device used to "spritz" or spray perfume!

But, Hey, nuclear power should improve the life of the batteries! Lol

Imagine ... never having to recharge a battery

 

[martinc]

Most of these articles date 2010 with a couple spurts from the beginning of this year;its basically a government funded blog/agency.

I passed this to our fellow french vapers

 

[recidivus]

Imagine ... never having to recharge a battery

That's the first thing I thought of. "How many mAh would i get out of that? Awwwww yea!"

 

[Mindfield]

Sweet! I gotta get me one of these little hand-held nuclear reactor batteries. I bet they can pump out massive voltage at unlimited amperage -- and they'd double as hand warmers! Although I might be a little wary of putting them in my pants pocket...

I'ma make a T-shirt that says, "I smoke fuel rods."

 

[farmer_bric]

I'ma make a T-shirt that says, "I smoke fuel rods."

Not "I lick fuel rods."? Then therealcmac would buy one from you

 

[fourtytwo]

Wow!
Nuclear mods???
I want one...

 

[MisterMike]

Just imagine. The Mr. Fusion e-cig. Dump in a bottle of unwanted e-liquid, or a spent carto or something and vape until Doomsday.

"Chargers? Where we're going we won't need... chargers."

 

[recidivus]

All this talk about atomic batteries is giving me a large hadron.

Eh? Ehhhhhhhh?

 

[MisterMike]

All this talk about atomic batteries is giving me a large hadron.

Eh? Ehhhhhhhh?

In my interactions with friends and colleagues, I'm usually the one making jokes like this. So long as one person laughs, I claim validation. Your joke, sir, has just been validated. I like the cut o' yer jib.

 

[Mindfield]

In my interactions with friends and colleagues, I'm usually the one making jokes like this. So long as one person laughs, I claim validation. Your joke, sir, has just been validated. I like the cut o' yer jib.

He was just fission for compliments.

or...

He's a bit quarky. Strange, but has his charm.

 

[fourtytwo]

All this talk about atomic batteries is giving me a large hadron.

Eh? Ehhhhhhhh?

Had to read that twice but I got it

 

[MisterMike]

He was just fission for compliments.

or...

He's a bit quarky. Strange, but has his charm.

In other words, he has his ups and downs, but he's a Feynman, top to bottom, then?

Jib. Cut. Good!

 

[Mindfield]

In other words, he has his ups and downs, but he's a Feynman, top to bottom, then?

Jib. Cut. Good!

We will return to this thread after this brief musical interlude by a rockin' bunch of geeks.

 

[recidivus]

In my interactions with friends and colleagues, I'm usually the one making jokes like this. So long as one person laughs, I claim validation. Your joke, sir, has just been validated. I like the cut o' yer jib.

I've always said the same thing, though I laugh at my own jokes and I count that as a person laughing. The blank stares are sometimes more worth the laughter.

 

[NoizMaker]

So when will we get to see the "Fallout" mod? Will they be customizable? Can I name mine "Duke" and use it to write messages in the clouds?

I also must invent a juice called something like "Chernobyl" or a repairable atty called "The Nuke".

 

[Mindfield]

So when will we get to see the "Fallout" mod? Will they be customizable? Can I name mine "Duke" and use it to write messages in the clouds?

I also must invent a juice called something like "Chernobyl" or a repairable atty called "The Nuke".

Well, stay in theme here. It would have to be a wrist-mounted PV, possibly called the PV-Boy 3000, with juices like Megaton and Nuka Cola (optional Quantum additive), and a rebuildable atty called Liberty Prime. That talks smack about Commies.